contest polygraphs??????

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peterhead

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• Nov 4, 2002

• #1

what you need to do is keep your mind off the question when you answer it, so what you do is tell your Girlfriend (or any friend who has the balls to do it) to give you a swift kick to the Gentiles. You'll spend the whole time trying not to puke and wont be able to think about your lie. LOL!!


A freind of mine was going to try to get into the state troopers and was trying to figure out a way to pass the test. All my friends were trying to talk him into letting His Girlfriend do this. LOL!

I know that was not informative in any way but, well ,.............. it's late.

 

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Harvey Balboner

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• Nov 5, 2002

• #2

From what I have heard the lie dectator test for bb competions is a joke, just in case here are a few ways to throw off the machine.

You should repeat the question they ask in your mind, but add to it so it wouldn't be a lie. ie

"Have you taken steroids?" Repeat in your mind "Have I taken steroids today? You can answer that honestly no, so from what I understand your body will not give off the same signals as a lie.

Also you can throw it off by, acting stressed, quick breathing, and say your answer timidly when it is a question that is there to establish your reactions for the truth, ie, "Is your name Presser?" That should make it difficult for them to tell the difference between a true and false statement.

 

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schmerker

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• Nov 5, 2002

• #3

I took numerous polygraphs and passed them all. Each time i lied my ass off. They dont work. The only thing that works is if you are stupid enough to admit anything. The machine itself can not legally be held against you. Its only the info they get from you that can be held to burn you. its intimidation from the operator that makes people talk

from been there done that

 

DecaDent*

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• Nov 5, 2002

• #4

All good ideas in this thread,here's another way to pass. Use a beta blocker like Inderal will blunt the responses they are monitoring(keeps heart rate,blood pressure and tremor/nervous activity all low)

 

DecaDent*

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• Nov 5, 2002

• #5

Another good drug that is also a Beta blocker with less sides that you can use is ironicly called "Lopresser"

 

DecaDent*

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• Nov 5, 2002

• #6

Your right about that Presser,the deck is stacked in so many different ways against naturals like yourself, just stick with your plan.

 

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WeirdAl

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• Nov 5, 2002

• #7

Well, if people who aren't clean are able to pass, people who are certainly should be able to pass as well. Everyone is just as nervous. From what I've seen in looking at the rules for natural contests, masking drugs that would help you pass the polygraphs are tested for as well. And, I think most contests have provisions for you to challenge the results.

 

morbid316

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• Nov 5, 2002

• #8

hey presser put tacks in your shoes and when they ask you a question that isn't a lie step on the tacks hard. When they ask a question that your lieing on don't step on em. Saw that in a magazine

 

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still2skinny

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• Nov 7, 2002

• #9

Hey, I've got it. The morning that you take the polygraph, put your shoes on the wrong feet, and lace them down very tightly!! By the time you take the test, you will be hurting so badly that they wont know what to make of your "responses"!!!

 

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BitterB

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• Nov 9, 2002

• #10

I was under the impression that they only polygraphed at "natural" shows. If they show is not listed as an all natural, tested event, it shouldn't be a problem.

 

midwtchamp

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• Nov 9, 2002

• #11

OMFG lol.....that is all I will say!!!

 

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BitterB

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• Nov 9, 2002

• #12

A friend of mine was juiced out of his mind and did a natural show. He just took some muscle relaxers before he went. He did get tested and he passed. I'll ask him what he took and get back to you.

 

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basskiller

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• Nov 9, 2002

• #13

clench your butt cheeks together as hard as you can without looking like your squirming.. It works ....The test becomes un readable...

 

Armageddon

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• Nov 11, 2002

• #14

BassK that is the same thing that I heard. The other thing I was told, was to answer questions in your head that are different than what they've asked. I.E. Have you done juice in the last year. You think have I been to diney land in the last year, NO. That's how I was told it works. But who knows! I'm no expert on this.