bjtheman
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A little rabbit is happily running through the forest when he stumbles upon
a giraffe rolling a joint. The rabbit looks at her and says, "Giraffe, my
friend, Think about what you're doing to yourself! Come with me running
through the forest, you'll see, you'll feel so much better!" The giraffe
looks at him, looks at the joint, tosses it and goes off running with the
rabbit.
Then they come across an elephant doing coke. So the rabbit again says,
"Elephant my friend, why do you do this? Think about what you're doing to
yourself! Come running with us through the pretty forest, you'll see,
you'll feel so good!"
The elephant looks at them, looks at his razor, mirror and all, then tosses
them and starts running with the rabbit and giraffe. The three animals
then come across a lion about to shoot up. "Lion my friend, why do you do
this? Think about what you're doing to yourself! Come running with us
through the sunny forest, you will feel so good!"
The lion looks at him, puts down his needle, and starts to beat the shit
out of the little rabbit. The giraffe and elephant watch in horror, then
finally obtain the presence of mind to pull the lion off the rabbit.
"Lion," they reprimand, "why did you do this? He was merely trying to help
us all!" The lion answers, "That little fucker has me running around the
forest like an idiot for hours every time he's on ecstasy!"
a giraffe rolling a joint. The rabbit looks at her and says, "Giraffe, my
friend, Think about what you're doing to yourself! Come with me running
through the forest, you'll see, you'll feel so much better!" The giraffe
looks at him, looks at the joint, tosses it and goes off running with the
rabbit.
Then they come across an elephant doing coke. So the rabbit again says,
"Elephant my friend, why do you do this? Think about what you're doing to
yourself! Come running with us through the pretty forest, you'll see,
you'll feel so good!"
The elephant looks at them, looks at his razor, mirror and all, then tosses
them and starts running with the rabbit and giraffe. The three animals
then come across a lion about to shoot up. "Lion my friend, why do you do
this? Think about what you're doing to yourself! Come running with us
through the sunny forest, you will feel so good!"
The lion looks at him, puts down his needle, and starts to beat the shit
out of the little rabbit. The giraffe and elephant watch in horror, then
finally obtain the presence of mind to pull the lion off the rabbit.
"Lion," they reprimand, "why did you do this? He was merely trying to help
us all!" The lion answers, "That little fucker has me running around the
forest like an idiot for hours every time he's on ecstasy!"
