Ecfatcat
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> Beer vs. Poon-Tang
>
> Finally, the truth is calculated and cannot be
> disputed.
>
> Beer is always wet.
> Poon-Tang needs encouragement.
> Winner: Beer
>
> Beer tastes horrible served hot.
> Poon-Tang tastes better served hot.
> Winner: Poon-Tang
>
> Having an ice cold Beer makes you satisfied.
> Having an ice cold Poon-Tang makes you Hillary
> Clinton.
> Winner: Beer
>
> Beers have commercials making fun of skunky ones.
> Poon-Tang does not.
> Winner: None
>
> If you get a hair in your teeth consuming Poon-Tang,
> you are not disgusted.
> Winner: Poon-Tang
>
> Twenty-four Beers come in a box.
> Poon-Tang is a box you can come in.
> Winner: Poon-Tang
>
> Too much head makes you mad at the person giving you a
> beer.
> Winner: Poon-Tang
>
> If a beer is brewed with yeast, it is still edible.
> Winner: Beer
>
> If you come home smelling like Beer, the lady may get
> mad.
> If you come home smelling like Poon-Tang, she will
> definitely get mad.
> Winner: Beer
>
> Six Beers in a night and you better not drive.
> Six Poon-Tangs in a night and you have done all the
> driving you need.
> Winner: Poon-Tang
>
> Buy too much Beer and you will get fat.
> Buy too much Poon-Tang and you will get poor.
> Winner: None
>
> It is socially acceptable to have a Beer in the stands
> at a football game.
> Getting Poon-Tang in the stands at a football game
> makes you a legend.
> Winner: Poon-Tang
>
> If a cop smells Beer on your breath, you get a
> arrested..
> If a cop smells Poon-Tang on your breath, you get a
> high-five.
> Winner: Poon-Tang
>
> With Beer, bigger is better.
> Winner: Beer
>
> Wearing a condom does not make Beer any less
> enjoyable.
> Winner: Beer
>
> Poon-Tang makes you see God.
> Beer makes you see the porcelain God.
> Winner: Poon-Tang
>
> If you think all day about your next Poon-Tang you are
> normal.
> If you think all day about your next Beer you are an
> alcoholic.
> Winner: Poon-Tang
>
> Peeling labels off of Beers is fun.
> Peeling panties off of Poon-Tang is more fun.
> Winner: Poon-Tang
>
> Snagging Beer at work gets you fired.
> Snagging Poon-Tang at work gets you charged with
> sexual harassment.
> Winner: None
>
> If you drop a Beer it breaks.
> If you drop Poon-Tang, it may hunt you down like the
> dog you are.
> Winner: Beer
>
> If you change to another Beer, your old brand will
> gladly have you back.
> Winner: Beer
>
> The best Poon-Tang you have ever had is not gone once
> you have enjoyed it.
> Winner: Poon-Tang.
>
> The worst Poon-Tang you have ever had is not gone once
> you have enjoyed it.
> Winner: Beer
>
> Bad Beer: Schlitz, Pabst Blue Ribbon, Old Swill.
> Bad Poon-Tang: Roseanne, Janet Reno, Madeline
> Albright.
> Winner: None
>
> Good beer: Guinness, Sam Adams, Killian's Red
> Good Poon-Tang: Almost all but the above.
> Winner: Poon-Tang
>
> The government taxes Beer.
> Woman tax their Poon.
> Winner: None
>
> Beer=9
> Poon-Tang=10
>
> The numbers never lie. The winner is Poon-Tang!
>
> Finally, the truth is calculated and cannot be
> disputed.
>
> Beer is always wet.
> Poon-Tang needs encouragement.
> Winner: Beer
>
> Beer tastes horrible served hot.
> Poon-Tang tastes better served hot.
> Winner: Poon-Tang
>
> Having an ice cold Beer makes you satisfied.
> Having an ice cold Poon-Tang makes you Hillary
> Clinton.
> Winner: Beer
>
> Beers have commercials making fun of skunky ones.
> Poon-Tang does not.
> Winner: None
>
> If you get a hair in your teeth consuming Poon-Tang,
> you are not disgusted.
> Winner: Poon-Tang
>
> Twenty-four Beers come in a box.
> Poon-Tang is a box you can come in.
> Winner: Poon-Tang
>
> Too much head makes you mad at the person giving you a
> beer.
> Winner: Poon-Tang
>
> If a beer is brewed with yeast, it is still edible.
> Winner: Beer
>
> If you come home smelling like Beer, the lady may get
> mad.
> If you come home smelling like Poon-Tang, she will
> definitely get mad.
> Winner: Beer
>
> Six Beers in a night and you better not drive.
> Six Poon-Tangs in a night and you have done all the
> driving you need.
> Winner: Poon-Tang
>
> Buy too much Beer and you will get fat.
> Buy too much Poon-Tang and you will get poor.
> Winner: None
>
> It is socially acceptable to have a Beer in the stands
> at a football game.
> Getting Poon-Tang in the stands at a football game
> makes you a legend.
> Winner: Poon-Tang
>
> If a cop smells Beer on your breath, you get a
> arrested..
> If a cop smells Poon-Tang on your breath, you get a
> high-five.
> Winner: Poon-Tang
>
> With Beer, bigger is better.
> Winner: Beer
>
> Wearing a condom does not make Beer any less
> enjoyable.
> Winner: Beer
>
> Poon-Tang makes you see God.
> Beer makes you see the porcelain God.
> Winner: Poon-Tang
>
> If you think all day about your next Poon-Tang you are
> normal.
> If you think all day about your next Beer you are an
> alcoholic.
> Winner: Poon-Tang
>
> Peeling labels off of Beers is fun.
> Peeling panties off of Poon-Tang is more fun.
> Winner: Poon-Tang
>
> Snagging Beer at work gets you fired.
> Snagging Poon-Tang at work gets you charged with
> sexual harassment.
> Winner: None
>
> If you drop a Beer it breaks.
> If you drop Poon-Tang, it may hunt you down like the
> dog you are.
> Winner: Beer
>
> If you change to another Beer, your old brand will
> gladly have you back.
> Winner: Beer
>
> The best Poon-Tang you have ever had is not gone once
> you have enjoyed it.
> Winner: Poon-Tang.
>
> The worst Poon-Tang you have ever had is not gone once
> you have enjoyed it.
> Winner: Beer
>
> Bad Beer: Schlitz, Pabst Blue Ribbon, Old Swill.
> Bad Poon-Tang: Roseanne, Janet Reno, Madeline
> Albright.
> Winner: None
>
> Good beer: Guinness, Sam Adams, Killian's Red
> Good Poon-Tang: Almost all but the above.
> Winner: Poon-Tang
>
> The government taxes Beer.
> Woman tax their Poon.
> Winner: None
>
> Beer=9
> Poon-Tang=10
>
> The numbers never lie. The winner is Poon-Tang!
