special officer doofy

man the morons are coming out of the wood work at my gym---today the "resident steroid guru" asked me what i was on--i told him cell tech---he's a personal trainer at the gym i go to and a bit of a doof--usually i am very open with what i use but i have never liked or trusted this guy--most of his clients are women and he uses his position to sleep with them

another guy with his arms shaved and had the legs of a chicken with a serious case of ILS poked his head in this morning

i have been working out at the same gym for the past yr, the same time religiously and have never seen so many morons as i have in the past 2 wks

you think these rants are bad you should see me on fina

on a lighter note--i have noticed that every time i get to the gym the same 2 chicks make a bee line to the weight room and kind of follow me around--usually i am so into my headphones that i wouldnt notice that the place is on fire---BUT I WOKE UP WITH MY FIRST HARD ON IN 2 WKS---SO SUP IS HAPPY!!!!! and i smelled pussy--now all i have to do is figure out how to get them both in the sack and i am set---here is where you guys can post your favorite come-on lines to get 2 chicks into bed

remember this is the gym not a bar so the usual shit dont work

that's gross.....trying to sneak a peek....give them a valium and they are yours my friend!!!