Gear101*
11-15-2002, 08:20 PM
> > > For those of you that may have a heavy foot.
> > >
> > > While I was flying down the road yesterday (only 10 mph over),
> > > I noticed a cop with a radar gun sitting on top of a bridge.
> > >
> > > The cop pulled me over, walked up to the car and asked me,
> > > "What's the hurry?
> > > I replied, " I'm late for work."
> > >
> > > "Oh yeah!", said the cop, " what do you do?".
> > >
> > > I responded, "I'm a rectum stretcher."
> > >
> > > The cop said "What's a rectum stretcher, and what does a rectum
> stretcher
> > > do?"
> > > I said, "Well, I start with one finger, then I work my way up to two
> > > fingers, then three, then four, then my whole hand, then I slowly
> stretch
> > it
> > > until
> > > it's about six foot wide."
> > >
> > > The cop asked me, "What the hell do you do with a six foot asshole?"
> > >
> > > I simply replied, "You give him a radar gun and park him on top of a
> > > bridge.."
> > >
> > >
> > > Price of the ticket---$95.00
> > > The look on his face--PRICELESS
> > >
> > > While I was flying down the road yesterday (only 10 mph over),
> > > I noticed a cop with a radar gun sitting on top of a bridge.
> > >
> > > The cop pulled me over, walked up to the car and asked me,
> > > "What's the hurry?
> > > I replied, " I'm late for work."
> > >
> > > "Oh yeah!", said the cop, " what do you do?".
> > >
> > > I responded, "I'm a rectum stretcher."
> > >
> > > The cop said "What's a rectum stretcher, and what does a rectum
> stretcher
> > > do?"
> > > I said, "Well, I start with one finger, then I work my way up to two
> > > fingers, then three, then four, then my whole hand, then I slowly
> stretch
> > it
> > > until
> > > it's about six foot wide."
> > >
> > > The cop asked me, "What the hell do you do with a six foot asshole?"
> > >
> > > I simply replied, "You give him a radar gun and park him on top of a
> > > bridge.."
> > >
> > >
> > > Price of the ticket---$95.00
> > > The look on his face--PRICELESS