How does one keep from popping a boner on stage??

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madchemist36

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guys i have never competed but i plan to this comming summer. i am a young kid 18years old and i am horny as fuck. so what can i do to prevent from popping a boner while i am on stage??? i am not trying to be funny this is a legit question any help will be appreciated. thanx
 
LMAO if u get a boner on stage u better question ur sexuality ...:) ...just look around at the other guys if that dont turn u off well then ummmmmm never mind ...for real though why would u be sexually aroused its not the playboy mansion ...i dont think ull have a problem sex should be the lastthing on ur mind up there
 
Damn thats a funny question, suggestion u wack off before u go onstage...... but it might make u look flat......
 
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LMAO if u get a boner on stage u better question ur sexuality ...:) ...just look around at the other guys if that dont turn u off well then ummmmmm never mind ...for real though why would u be sexually aroused its not the playboy mansion ...i dont think ull have a problem sex should be the lastthing on ur mind up there
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bro what about all the fine bitches in the audience
 
dude ur make me laugh ...with all the lights around and tryin to focus on ur performance ull still think about ass in the audience ...ur gonna be so nervous just gettin up there the first time a boner is the last thing ull be thinkin about
 
I would think that even if there weren't tons of eye candy in view from stage, just a quick thought about women could trigger the packing-on of wood. :D A man's mind can wander there in seemingly ANY situation. I can't recall if I've ever thought about that most compelling of flowers and its potent aroma, while in a dentist's chair, but I'm willing to bet that is the only place I haven't. Maybe think about getting a nasty root canal job while you're on stage?
Good luck, and if it happens, just be proud and let em feast their eyes! (the ladies I mean)
 
i got it ..here ya go ...just think of her on stage and no more worries
 

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i had to chime in on this one!!! a frickin boner!!! young man your mind will be so far from pussy it aint silly! if its not then your not in contest shape or mode....... the last 4 weeks before a show my wife has to beg for it!@!!!.. it have a one track mind........ to demolish my oppenents one by one!!!!!!!!!!!! stomp them like a bug////// be the hardest mofu up there and my skin looks like an onion peel!!!
 
LMAO, damn i dont know what to say i mean i havent experienced being on stage yet but all i know is that i get horny every where. i hope all u guys are rite though
 
Dude as presser said my shit shrivels up inside of me...I have the mini package...dont worry man you def. wont walk out there w/a stiffy lol
 
All women have to worry about it errect nipples, and that is always nice. They don't know how good they have it. :D
 
wow..that's one gross girl....argh....I think I am about to barf...
 
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