Working out a dog?

jaywooly

Guru

• Nov 20, 2002

• #1

I'm just curious about this. I was thinking about feeding my Pit some dbols or shooting him with test. How would you work out a dog? I know you could have him run and play fetch, but what about some real building exercises? This is not a real serious question but I'm not just fvcking around. Thanks.

 

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BiggerStronger

Member

• Nov 20, 2002

• #2

You can tie lead weights to their feet. Work them up to 50lbs per leg and see what that does for strength. After doing that for a while you can have them pull your car around like a mule. lol.

 

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Badgermoon

Guest

• Nov 20, 2002

• #3

Are you sure you want to do that? Turn your dog into a grizzly bear?

 

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StneCldJer

New member

• Nov 20, 2002

• #4

bro i hope you don't plan to make him fight other dogs.

 

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BitterB

New member

• Nov 20, 2002

• #5

I'm not sure that juicing a pit is a good idea, but if one were to do it, you can put him in a harness and attach a weight ( I have heard of poeple using tires) to the other end and have him drag it around. Do wind sprints with him and stuff while he's hooked up.

I think I would go with something with lower aggression levels like winny or something. Could you imagine a pit on a roid rage??

 

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Badgermoon

Guest

• Nov 20, 2002

• #6

So won't there come a day when he's huge and ripped as hell and tired of you poking him with that damn needle? "Ok muther-fucker just try to stab me one more time!" LOL

 

MacGyver

New member

• Nov 20, 2002

• #7

Well Winstrol is a Vet drug and I have seen the dosages on the instructions for dogs. Possibly EQ aswell.

 

Gear101*

New member

• Nov 21, 2002

• #8

don't be given your dog gear.. just run and walk him.. change up his diet if need-be..

 

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cinnabar8521

New member

• Nov 21, 2002

• #9

With the extra aggression from the roids you are just asking to be sued or locked up, if he attacts someone, stop living though your dog and do them yourself. cinnabar

 

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tychethebulldog

New member

• Nov 21, 2002

• #10

Don't be a little bitch and do that to your dog, can you say "animal abuse", if you want to work your dog put his ass on a tread mill and make him run on it, or tie a rope to something high with a knot on the end and let him hang from it with his jaws to make his neck and jaw stronger, don't give your dog roids dude. how would you like to be injected with drugs against your will?

 

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tripleduce

New member

• Nov 21, 2002

• #11

get a good size motorcyle tire and tie one to a tree so he can hang on it and another one to play with on the groung go to the pet shop and use dog supliments thats all you need. how big he gets all depends on the breed

 

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BiggerStronger

Member

• Nov 21, 2002

• #12

I think he was just kidding. Re-check his post.

 

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Elmoduplaya

New member

• Nov 21, 2002

• #13

First of all, DON'T be fukin cruel to your poor dog. keep all pets away from roids. What if you hurt your dog when you inject it or if you fuck up his heart of something like that from the dbol? That is a living creature and I am sure he would risk his life to protect yours and this is how you want to repay him? I personally can not think of a reason why you would want to juice a dog unless you plan to fight him with other dogs. Either way its animal abuse in my opinion. You do want you want with your dog its yours, but I hope you really think about what you are doing to it before you act.

 

jaywooly

Guru

• Nov 21, 2002

• #14

Wow, I didn't know we had so many Ace Ventura Pet Dectective's around here. I had no plans on fighting it. One said "how would you like to be drugged against your will?" Well maybe he'd want it but cant do it because he's a dog. Don't get so over defensive people, I said it wasn't a real serious post, I was just curious. Living through my dog? C'mon.

 

MacGyver

New member

• Nov 21, 2002

• #15

LOL at living through your dog. And yes I would have loved to been forced against my will and given gear.

 

46and2aheadofme

New member

• Nov 21, 2002

• #16

I've been known to work out a dog a few times in my life... but in my defense, I was really drunk and she looked good at the bar.

 

bigpump9

New member

• Nov 21, 2002

• #17

Man U meet some crazy fuckers every day, why the hell would u give your dog juice.. Cruelty to Animals......... Man if u have some extra i can give u good advice to what to do with it, just pm me....

 

deltachistud

New member

• Nov 21, 2002

• #18

thats just cruel!! but funny when it takes your arm off!!

 

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Badgermoon

Guest

• Nov 21, 2002

• #19

Hmmm, this gives me an idea. If your daughter asks for a pony (they all do, trust me) and it seems too expensive, just get her a hamster and some juice and violla! pony!