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GetnBigr
11-26-2002, 02:15 PM
> A blonde went into a world wide message center to
> send a message to her mother overseas. When the man
> told her it would cost $300.00, she exclaimed: "I
> don't have enough money, I'll do ANYTHING to get a
> message to my mother."
>
> The man arched an eyebrow (as we would expect).
> "Anything?" he asked.
>
> "Yes, yes, anything, " the blonde promised.
>
> "Well then, just follow me," said the man as he
> walked towards the next room.
>
> The blonde did as she was told and followed the man.
>
> "Come in and close the door," the man said.
>
> She did.
>
> He then said, "Now get on your knees."
>
> She did.
>
> "Now take down my zipper."
>
> She did.
>
> "Now go ahead... take it out..." he said.
>
> She reached in and grabbed it with both hands...then
> paused.
>
> The man closed his eyes and whispered, "Well...go
> ahead."
>
> The blonde slowly brought her mouth closer to it, &
> while holding it close to her lips, tentatively
> said..........
>
> "Hello, Mom, can you hear me?"

skwood
11-26-2002, 05:45 PM
LOL!

winnie
11-26-2002, 05:45 PM
LOL