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bjtheman
11-27-2002, 12:48 PM
He laid her on the table

So white clean and bare.

His forehead wet with beads of sweat

He rubbed her here and there.

He touched her neck and then her breast

And then drooling felt her thigh.

The slit was wet and all was set,

He gave a joyous cry.

The hole was wide...he looked inside

All was dark and murky.

He rubbed his hands and stretched his arms..........

And then he stuffed the turkey.

bjtheman
11-27-2002, 12:49 PM
Top 10 Things that Sound Dirty on Thanksgiving:

10. "Just reach in and grab the giblets."

9. "Whew...that's one terrific spread!"

8. "I am in the mood for a little dark meat!"

7. "Tying the legs together will keep the inside moist."

6. "Talk about a HUGE breast!"

5. "And he forces his way into the end zone!"

4. "She's 5000 pounds fully inflated and it takes 15 men to
hold her down."

3. "It's cool whip time!"

2. "If I don't unbutton my pants, I am going to burst!"

1. "It must be broken 'cause when I push on the tip, nothing
squirts out."

skwood
11-27-2002, 12:53 PM
LOL

GetnBigr
11-27-2002, 06:33 PM
LMAO

viper10139
11-28-2002, 01:08 PM
LOL nice top 10 there!!!