Elmoduplaya
New member
I know this is gonna sound like I made it up, but its true. Yesterday night I was taking measurements to see how much I have grown. I pulled my pants down and was about to measure my left thigh. What I did not know was that this girl I am kind of talking to was in my living room, wanting to hang out. So my dad opens my room door and before he said anything. He looked at me like "what the fuk are you doing?" He though I was measuring my dick! My dad just shook his head and walked away, as he walked away this girl walks in and sees me doing the same shit. Man, I don't know who was more red in the face out of the two of us. Moral of the storie is you should grease your door knobs! or maybe just lock your doors....