Maybe some of you have seen this before, I just think it's funny! Enjoy!
Due to increasing products liability litigation, liquor
manufacturers have accepted the FDA's suggestion that the
following warning labels be placed immediately on all
containers:
!WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may leave you wondering
what the hell happened to your bra.
!WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may make you think you
are whispering when you are not.
!WARNING: The consumption of alcohol is a major factor in
dancing like a retard.
!WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may cause you to tell
your friends over and over again that you love them.
!WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may cause you to think
you can sing.
!WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may lead you to believe
that ex-lovers are really dying for you to telephone them at
four in the morning.
!WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may make you think you
can logically converse with members of the opposite sex
without spitting.
!WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may make you think you
have mystical Kung Fu powers, resulting in your getting your
ass kicked.
!WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may cause you to roll over
in the morning and see something really scary.
!WARNING: The consumption of alcohol is the leading cause of
inexplicable rug burns on the forehead, knees and lower back.
!WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may create the illusion
that you are tougher, smarter, faster and better looking than
most people.
!WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may lead you to believe
you are invisible.
!WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may lead you to think
people are laughing WITH you.
!WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may cause a disturbance
in the time-space continuum, whereby gaps of time may seem to
literally disappear.
!WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may cause pregnancy
Due to increasing products liability litigation, liquor
manufacturers have accepted the FDA's suggestion that the
following warning labels be placed immediately on all
containers:
!WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may leave you wondering
what the hell happened to your bra.
!WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may make you think you
are whispering when you are not.
!WARNING: The consumption of alcohol is a major factor in
dancing like a retard.
!WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may cause you to tell
your friends over and over again that you love them.
!WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may cause you to think
you can sing.
!WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may lead you to believe
that ex-lovers are really dying for you to telephone them at
four in the morning.
!WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may make you think you
can logically converse with members of the opposite sex
without spitting.
!WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may make you think you
have mystical Kung Fu powers, resulting in your getting your
ass kicked.
!WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may cause you to roll over
in the morning and see something really scary.
!WARNING: The consumption of alcohol is the leading cause of
inexplicable rug burns on the forehead, knees and lower back.
!WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may create the illusion
that you are tougher, smarter, faster and better looking than
most people.
!WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may lead you to believe
you are invisible.
!WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may lead you to think
people are laughing WITH you.
!WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may cause a disturbance
in the time-space continuum, whereby gaps of time may seem to
literally disappear.
!WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may cause pregnancy
