Any of you men ever go shopping with a woman?

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92StangMan

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• Dec 7, 2002

• #1

Good lord!!!!!!!

I love my girlfriend and all but for ****'s sake we were shopping for 4-hours! Every damn household store we went to, she had to sniff the soap to see what it smelled like. Read the damn label! I have never been so warn out in my life doing nothing but walking, talking and looking.

Men get their Christmas shopping done in 1 hour or less while it takes a woman 1 hour to go to the register and buy everything; then move on to the next store!

 

poopoo

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• Dec 7, 2002

• #2

I hear you bro. My girlfriend used to be the same way (I'm single now). For some reason, she had to feel the texture of the fabric of every single piece of cloting in the store.

 

superman1975

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• Dec 7, 2002

• #3

WTF is this your first girlfriend????? they are all like that bro

 

midwtchamp

Banana

• Dec 7, 2002

• #4

Dude they are all like that...and it is lovely when the walk damn circles around a rack like 2343 times...jesus how many angles do you have to look at it?

 

poopoo

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• Dec 7, 2002

• #5

You're right, they are all like that... and how come they always make guys smell all the perfumes? Is it not enough that they smell every single bottle?

 

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basskiller

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• Dec 7, 2002

• #6

Presser does... Hold Fly's purse too... and likes it...

 

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92StangMan

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• Dec 7, 2002

• #7

superman1975 said:

WTF is this your first girlfriend????? they are all like that bro

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In a sense yeah since this is the first one that I really care about and like. I've had other girlfriends in the past but they didn't amount to much.

 

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92StangMan

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• Dec 7, 2002

• #8

poopoo said:

You're right, they are all like that... and how come they always make guys smell all the perfumes? Is it not enough that they smell every single bottle?

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I hear that.

I smelled a few of them and after that, I said that was it and went to hang around the fitness section. When she came to get me, we left and got some food.

 

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Badgermoon

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• Dec 8, 2002

• #9

They're all like that. You can do nothing to change it. And never try to stop them. It will backfire on you. The only thing you can do is deal with it. If you hang in there and withstand it for her sake it will pay dividends down the road. it is a need she has and if you are smart you will "step into one for the team". The hard part is going along and not making her feel like you hate it, you don't want to do that either. Now get out there and let's see what you're made of LOL

 

poopoo

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• Dec 8, 2002

• #10

You're a wise man, badger.

 

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mcinfo

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• Dec 8, 2002

• #11

Only go to Malls that have a Bar. Try and hit it for 10 min. every hour - Cycle in a cup of Coffee every 2nd bier.

This will help.

 

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mcinfo

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• Dec 8, 2002

• #12

This is CCapel's Wife:

Do you guys even know how much we HATE shopping with you? Always saying "Aren't you done yet?" and "Do we have to go in THAT store?" Why don't you just stay home and let us get our work done?

 

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mcinfo

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• Dec 8, 2002

• #13

See why I Drink at the Mall.

 

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mcinfo

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• Dec 8, 2002

• #14

Oh WOW Presser are you on the Point system also and even before your married - hhmmm
I earn points and loose points, the more point I accumulate the more booty I get and the more shit I can get away with.

 

hostile

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• Dec 8, 2002

• #15

One good thing about shopping at the mall is that there are hundreds of "other" women to look at. As long as you are slick about it.

Not that I would ever do that while with my girl.


Malls and Movie Theatres.

 

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Badgermoon

Guest

• Dec 8, 2002

• #16

I was told that the few positive points I got were meaningless, but the negative ones were real and came in bunches.

 

cybersteffan

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• Dec 9, 2002

• #17

no thanks. I feel sick justb thinking about it. they should have girlfirends to do that with

 

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Harvey Balboner

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• Dec 9, 2002

• #18

Believe it or not, my girl doesn't like to go shopping. When she does, she gets what she needs and leaves.

 

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custombikes

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• Dec 9, 2002

• #19

my wifes so bad, she will carry around clothes for hours, then go put them back after ive held them for 2 hours to go look at something else. gotta love it.

 

GetnBigr

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• Dec 10, 2002

• #20

I wasn't gonna post today, but this is too easy. So far in this post there have only been a few wise ones. The whole go along with her and be nice to her and make her feel like you don't mind is the best policy.

The only thing I won't do is hold her purse (maybe when I get over 50 and don't care anymore) LOL...