footballcat
Hardly a Newbie
There was a Sailor in the Navy deployed to the Arabian Gulf. While he was on the ship he received a letter from his girlfriend. In the letter she explained that she had slept with two guys since he'd been gone and that she wanted to break up, ...AND she wants the pictures of herself back.
So the Sailor does what any squared-away squid would do. He went around to his buddies and collected all of the unwanted photos of women that he could find. He then mailed about 25 pictures to his girlfriend with the following enclosure... "I'm sorry, but I can't remember which one you are. So please take the one that belongs to you and send the rest back.
So the Sailor does what any squared-away squid would do. He went around to his buddies and collected all of the unwanted photos of women that he could find. He then mailed about 25 pictures to his girlfriend with the following enclosure... "I'm sorry, but I can't remember which one you are. So please take the one that belongs to you and send the rest back.
