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bjtheman
01-03-2003, 11:28 AM
A prisoner escapes from prison where he had been kept for 15 years. As he runs away, he finds a house and breaks into it. He finds a young couple in bed. He gets the guy out of bed, ties him up on a chair, ties up the woman to the bed. He gets on top of her, kisses her on the neck, then gets up and goes to the bathroom. While he is there, the husband tells his wife:

"Listen, this guy is a prisoner! Look at his clothes! He probably spent a lot of time in prison, and has not seen a woman in years. I saw the way he kissed your neck.
If he wants sex, don't resist, don't complain, just do what he tells you. Give him satisfaction. This guy must be dangerous. If he gets angry, he will kill us. Be strong, honey. I love you".

To which the wife responds,


"He was not kissing my neck. He was whispering in my ear. He told me that he found you very sexy, and asked if we kept any Vaseline in the bathroom. Be strong, honey. I love you too..."

mbstrong
01-03-2003, 03:02 PM
LMAO

footballcat
01-03-2003, 03:06 PM
LOL, thats got to b the funniest thing i have read in a while

Harvey Balboner
01-03-2003, 03:11 PM
good one

Choke03
01-03-2003, 04:05 PM
Good stuff !!

dedprez*
01-03-2003, 05:07 PM
hehee!!!disgusting but funny!!!

WeirdAl
01-03-2003, 05:13 PM
Doh!

midwtchamp
01-04-2003, 12:13 AM
Damn that was pretty good!

tripleduce
01-04-2003, 12:31 AM
thats some fucked up shit my ass still hurts

hostile
01-04-2003, 12:38 AM
LOL

chemh0ser
01-04-2003, 01:38 AM
Dad?

stumpy
01-04-2003, 02:55 AM
lol

insulinAL
01-04-2003, 02:56 AM
all i wanna know is.... can i get a rimjob

winnie
01-04-2003, 03:53 AM
LOL