Elmoduplaya
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Get rid of this F@ckin gas I have. I am farting at least 10 times per hour.. This shiet sucks, I heard Beano does not work so well anyone?
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Badgermoon
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WTF?
LMAO... I don't know. I just fart, what else can you do?
Remember "a fart'in horse will never tire, a fartin' man's the man to hire"
Who the fuck ever said that? Was that in some 1800's fucking almanac? LMAO!
LMAO... I don't know. I just fart, what else can you do?
Remember "a fart'in horse will never tire, a fartin' man's the man to hire"
Who the fuck ever said that? Was that in some 1800's fucking almanac? LMAO!
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WeirdAl
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It's probably something in your diet that's giving you gas. If you can figure that out, just knock that out of your diet. The food that has affected me worst was quaker oat squares cereal - that was downright awful. Onions also seems to do a number on me.
Elmoduplaya
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lol @ badger, I am worried because I always am around people and sometimes I can't rip one, so I got to hold it and it realy sucks. Thaks any hoot!
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Choke03
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Try and squeeze it out quitely and then blaim the guy next to you.
I was in the same boat as you, Elmo. I got it under control with a combination of ginger root, papaya extract, and Simethicone (Phasyme, Gas-X, etc.). I think the ginger root did the most good. What sucks is you pretty much have to take it with every meal. It's pretty cheap though. I buy it at Wal-mart.
When I'm pissed at the old lady a skip a couple meals and let 'er rip.
When I'm pissed at the old lady a skip a couple meals and let 'er rip.
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Harvey Balboner
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Everytime I fart, I usually fan it in my girlfriends direction, and tell her "Welcome, to flavor country."
Seriously it has to be something in your diet like Weird Al said. Figure out whats causing it, make a note of what you eat when you have bad gas.
Seriously it has to be something in your diet like Weird Al said. Figure out whats causing it, make a note of what you eat when you have bad gas.
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Harvey Balboner
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Don't forget to lock your lady in the the classic Dutch Oven.
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Elmoduplaya said:Get rid of this F@ckin gas I have. I am farting at least 10 times per hour.. This shiet sucks, I heard Beano does not work so well anyone?
Are they the burning-hot, noxious, HAZMAT variety, or just the volumous inert variety?
midwtchamp
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Dude I have the same problem man..actually a lot of bb and people who eat high protein diets have the same problem...I just let em rip and leave the area, b/c MINE are hazmat material!!!
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