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Elmoduplaya
01-07-2003, 05:12 PM
Get rid of this F@ckin gas I have. I am farting at least 10 times per hour.. This shiet sucks, I heard Beano does not work so well anyone?:D

Badgermoon
01-07-2003, 05:18 PM
LMAO... I don't know. I just fart, what else can you do?

Remember "a fart'in horse will never tire, a fartin' man's the man to hire"

Who the fuck ever said that? Was that in some 1800's fucking almanac? LMAO!

WeirdAl
01-07-2003, 05:23 PM
It's probably something in your diet that's giving you gas. If you can figure that out, just knock that out of your diet. The food that has affected me worst was quaker oat squares cereal - that was downright awful. Onions also seems to do a number on me.

Elmoduplaya
01-07-2003, 05:29 PM
lol @ badger, I am worried because I always am around people and sometimes I can't rip one, so I got to hold it and it realy sucks. Thaks any hoot!

rexxer
01-07-2003, 05:32 PM
LMAO,,,,,,,,Butt plug w/a slow release valve,,,,,,Bawaaaaaaa

Choke03
01-07-2003, 05:37 PM
Try and squeeze it out quitely and then blaim the guy next to you.

skeeber
01-07-2003, 05:41 PM
I was in the same boat as you, Elmo. I got it under control with a combination of ginger root, papaya extract, and Simethicone (Phasyme, Gas-X, etc.). I think the ginger root did the most good. What sucks is you pretty much have to take it with every meal. It's pretty cheap though. I buy it at Wal-mart.

When I'm pissed at the old lady a skip a couple meals and let 'er rip.

Harvey Balboner
01-07-2003, 05:42 PM
Everytime I fart, I usually fan it in my girlfriends direction, and tell her "Welcome, to flavor country."

Seriously it has to be something in your diet like Weird Al said. Figure out whats causing it, make a note of what you eat when you have bad gas.

Harvey Balboner
01-07-2003, 05:44 PM
Don't forget to lock your lady in the the classic Dutch Oven.

BStrongBwell*
01-07-2003, 09:03 PM
Originally posted by Elmoduplaya
Get rid of this F@ckin gas I have. I am farting at least 10 times per hour.. This shiet sucks, I heard Beano does not work so well anyone?:D

Are they the burning-hot, noxious, HAZMAT variety, or just the volumous inert variety?

midwtchamp
01-08-2003, 01:43 AM
Dude I have the same problem man..actually a lot of bb and people who eat high protein diets have the same problem...I just let em rip and leave the area, b/c MINE are hazmat material!!!

stumpy
01-08-2003, 02:41 AM
enjoy it bro ,i do, im a bartender, and i love to fart behind the bar. customers never think that it is me, they usually think it is a drunk patron nearby. its great fun to see the reaction on their faces.