who has the crappiest car?

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WeirdAl

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Who has the crappiest car? I think I do. Currently driving a '90 Geo Prizm w/ 171k miles on it. Missing the front passenger seat, cracked windshield, dash cracked and partially missing, key stuck in ignition. It's actually serving me well so far. I more than doubled it's value when I replaced the speakers! ;)
 
I think we have a winner! Way to go Al! You know what I think would be sweet on your car? Take off the regular wheels and replace all 4 of them with those solid spare tires that are about the size of a large donut :D I crack me up!
 
I haven't had a car like that for a while. Sounds like you have the best work car. A car like that is invaluable as long as it runs ok. You can drive them to work and never worry, and who cares if it gets dinged in a parking lot. Road salt?... bring it on! LOL
 
WeirdAl said:
Who has the crappiest car? I think I do. Currently driving a '90 Geo Prizm w/ 171k miles on it. Missing the front passenger seat, cracked windshield, dash cracked and partially missing, key stuck in ignition. It's actually serving me well so far. I more than doubled it's value when I replaced the speakers! ;)
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Damn bro...I am interested to see if someone can top that one...:D

I gotz me a car but can't drive the bitch because of the bad disicions I've made...:mad:
 
How about this, my first car was a 4 dr blue chevette (I wanted a Jeep but ma said NO!). I rear ended someone a month after I had it so it had a smashed front end w/no grill, someone smashed into it (hit and run) while I was away playing a football game, so the drivers side was all fooked up. Then while I was working a classmate backed into it in a parking lot and messed up the passenger side. It had no radio and bald tires and the floor was rusted thru on the passengers side so you could watch the pavement as you drove. Lets see, gear handle would come off in your hand, dash was cracked beyond belief, window was cracked, friend got drunk and sat on top of it and caved in the roof and puked on the side of it (which was never washed off)...........shall I go on? And I sold that sum bitch for $200. No wonder I only drive new vehicles now.....I've never recovered from that first car! I feel your pain Al.
 
I just got my car appraised this summer and its worth $200 Canadian (~130 US). Its a 1990 ford probe. Every fluid imaginable leaks.
 
i think i beat all of ya...i drive a 86 ford bronco, half of it's green, half of it's white...all spray can paint. every gasket in the motor leaks so i put more oil in the bitch than gas... i can't roll the windows down in the summer cause when i go down the road it blows this vapor into the cab that burns the ever loving this outta your eyes. uumm, locks don't work...radio? what's that, heater works sometimes...passenger side won't open...but hey...it's the snow comander...4wheel drive baby
 
My friend used to have a blue hatchback, can't remember the make. It had bullet holes in the roof, were the previous owner was shot, to cut off the car, you would have to pop the hood, and disconnect the battery. It was special.
 
man i thought my ride was bad till i read about some of the things you guys drive ..thanks fellas my day is so much brighter now :)
 
95 monte payed to full and worth 5k hard cash.. nice down payment for a 2003 Jeep TJ with 4.0liter auto hard top and air.. :D
 
my first car was a 1988 oldsmobile cutlass calais ...

it was the 2 door coupe, which was kind of cool ... the only draw back was that it was a strange peach color ... the interior was a deep velvet velour ...

i had about 3 wrecks in it, and it sort of had a few dings on it...

the passenger window wouldn't roll down, the heater and a/c quit working ... it was kinda cool, one time my buddy and i took the doors off and drove it to school, i was the coolest guy there :)

it was my main form of transportation, and my off road vehicle as well ... but i eventually blew the transmission up, and then threw a rod through the motor at the same time...

but yeah, that's the best car i've had :D
 
Gear101* said:
95 monte payed to full and worth 5k hard cash.. nice down payment for a 2003 Jeep TJ with 4.0liter auto hard top and air.. :D
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if your looking at new jeeps check outthe Rubicon its complete badass
 
have a Rubicon on order.. they are building it as we talk.. 28500 usd.. wife works for a dealer.. 20% off minus rebate...
 
98 VIPER WITH FADED PAIT.RADIO IS ON THE FRITZ,AND HAS A VIBRATION AT 160-170MPH.
TOOK IT IN FOR SERVICE,THEY TRIED TO GIVE ME A PORSHE LOANER(YEA RIGHT!)

OH YEA FOR THE NEXT TEN SEC. I'M GIVING AWAY ALL THE FREE GEAR U CAN CARRY.........TIMES UP LOL




Actually used to have an expedition to pull my boat.got slamed in the ass with the child support.now i have a piece of crapp grand am w/a canoe.
 
insulinAL said:
i think i beat all of ya...i drive a 86 ford bronco, half of it's green, half of it's white...all spray can paint. every gasket in the motor leaks so i put more oil in the bitch than gas... i can't roll the windows down in the summer cause when i go down the road it blows this vapor into the cab that burns the ever loving this outta your eyes. uumm, locks don't work...radio? what's that, heater works sometimes...passenger side won't open...but hey...it's the snow comander...4wheel drive baby
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the bronco rules, but it is a bitch getting into the pasenger side door lol, you should tell them about the other 5 beaters you drive around lol!!!
 
grand am w/ a canoe lol dude that's funny as hell!!! i got a '74 cutlass supreme rust bucket. i think the passenger side floor has a hole in it but there is so much trash on the floor i can't see. The damn thing runs like it was made yesterday though.
 
I got a 1989 Ford Ranger extend a cab with half the paint missing form the Hood and roof starting to rust the bare steel. 270,000 kms and goes thru oil about as fast as gas. Its a bucket:lol:
 
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