Funny Stories?

Ah man, any of you guys have any stories about farting in the gym or when you were out becasue of protein that is! These crack me up!

ok I have one... I was on the leg press and on my last set this chick that works there and bugs the hell out of me everyday, was standing behind me telling me to keep pushing when one just blew out, didnt even feel it coming sounded like I ripped my pants, so I racke the weight and said damn was that my shorts ripping.. I was about to die laughing and I dont htink she even knew what I had done.. LOL