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juicehead
01-29-2003, 02:47 PM
I dont know what to do. My friend Pumpseeker has the worst gas in the world and when I hang out with him my nose starts to burn and I feel like I am going to puke.Any Suggestions?

WeirdAl
01-29-2003, 02:50 PM
Fight fire with fire?

sully
01-29-2003, 03:15 PM
Originally posted by juicehead
I dont know what to do. My friend Pumpseeker has the worst gas in the world and when I hang out with him my nose starts to burn and I feel like I am going to puke.Any Suggestions?
...my suggestion would be dont hang out with him...

footballcat
01-29-2003, 03:38 PM
man fight him, beat his ass

skwood
01-29-2003, 03:53 PM
Stay away, far, far away.

gander
01-29-2003, 06:15 PM
If you keep embarrassing him on this site you probably won't have to worry about it. :D

pumpseeker
01-31-2003, 11:03 AM
The whole reason Juicehead joined this board was to embarass me. (review his other 6 posts) With all the free time he has at work, I'm just surprised he doesn't have 1,000 posts already. Besides wackin one off in the bathroom every now and then, he doesn't do shit at work... except harass me! :D

poopoo
02-04-2003, 01:16 AM
this is a really funny post:D try one of those odour neutrilizing sprays bro.

HardMoFo
02-04-2003, 08:20 PM
eat some pickled eggs and some protein and hang out like budds

BStrongBwell*
02-04-2003, 08:28 PM
OK REVENGE TIME...

RECIPE FOR RANCID SHIT FARTS THAT BURN IN THE AIR LIKE NAPALM IN THE MORNING!
============================================
Before bed eat:
-1 Cup cottage cheese
-6 hardboiled eggs

For Breakfast eat:
-8oz Smoked sausage or kielbasa
-1 Cup Broccoli

For morning snack eat:
-1 Cup rice
-1 Cup Red Beans
-6 hardboiled eggs

For lunch eat:
Wendy's Triple Cheeseburger
1- cup Cottage cheese


Then...workout with your bro and FUNK IT UP!

BStrongBwell*
02-04-2003, 08:29 PM
So,,,you ask how do I know this works? Lets just say I've cleared a 20' circle in the gym before.

poopoo
02-05-2003, 12:24 AM
lol, I felt like I could clear a 20 ft crrcle today. I kept running into a little room with squat racks at my gym (hardly anybody uses it, go figure). I would let them out, vent my pants out, and go back to my workout. And remember folks, when trying to avoid embarrasment, when you let them out somwhere secluded, ALWAYS VENT YOUR PANTS OUT!

bigjosh
02-05-2003, 10:25 AM
the past couple months i've had a severe problem w/ gas ever since I've been chugging 12 egg whites every morning and 12 again before bed. The gas is horrible... Anyone know any supplements to help w/ this? I know ginger suppossedly aids digestion of proteins, does anyone think that would work?,,,thanks

BStrongBwell*
02-05-2003, 08:41 PM
digestive enzymes at a vitamin store...papain and something else I can't remember...out side of that, just stay away from open flames, LOL.

Harvey Balboner
02-05-2003, 09:01 PM
Originally posted by BStrongBwell*
OK REVENGE TIME...

RECIPE FOR RANCID SHIT FARTS THAT BURN IN THE AIR LIKE NAPALM IN THE MORNING!
============================================
Before bed eat:
-1 Cup cottage cheese
-6 hardboiled eggs

For Breakfast eat:
-8oz Smoked sausage or kielbasa
-1 Cup Broccoli

For morning snack eat:
-1 Cup rice
-1 Cup Red Beans
-6 hardboiled eggs

For lunch eat:
Wendy's Triple Cheeseburger
1- cup Cottage cheese


Then...workout with your bro and FUNK IT UP!

Dear God, that would kill women and children.

dr woo
02-06-2003, 06:13 PM
why not just try a cork lol.
good luck with the installation.

ArnoldsNovice
02-07-2003, 12:49 PM
Every so often I'll have a wave of some of the nastiest smelling farts ever. X-mas eve I had a good 6 feet of living space around me in the packed out bar. I get um bad for liek a week and then they go away.

My friends bribe me to hold them him. Some times with food others with threats to tell girls.
Its all good The fart is the oldest joke knowen to man

pumpseeker
02-07-2003, 05:19 PM
This thread turned out to be freakin funny...

BStrong...nice recipe bro... I sense some deep seated experience here! LMAO

jake steed
02-07-2003, 05:21 PM
You talk about his dick and now his gas from his ass..... what are you his fricken lil bitch..... and ya only got 7 posts so quite your bitchin... If you don't like the way his ass smells go smell someone elses... You can come smell mine.... I ve been told it smells like roses....