Favorite pick up line!!!!
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Harvey Balboner
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One of my friends actually used this one before:
"I like peanut butter, wanna fuck."
Believe it or not he actually got that girls number.
"I like peanut butter, wanna fuck."
Believe it or not he actually got that girls number.
BiggerStronger
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Harvey Harvey Harvey.....that one is old school brother. lol.
I heard some guy last night say:
Yeah, I would fuck you . I'm desperate.
The guy was a drunk dipshit cause the girl was pretty damn hot. Gotta come with some better game than that son.
Also heard some drunk lady say to some guy:
Ok, we can have sex, but all of our friends have to know we are just friends. The guy with a huge stupid grin on his face quickly got to his feet and escorted the not so lovely young lady away.
hehehe...drunk people are cool. Bars provide lots of comedy for myself. I'm one of the few who go to bars and don't drink liquor. Only coke for this guy. Pref the high grade stuff...hehe j/k The soda I mean.
I heard some guy last night say:
Yeah, I would fuck you . I'm desperate.
The guy was a drunk dipshit cause the girl was pretty damn hot. Gotta come with some better game than that son.
Also heard some drunk lady say to some guy:
Ok, we can have sex, but all of our friends have to know we are just friends. The guy with a huge stupid grin on his face quickly got to his feet and escorted the not so lovely young lady away.
hehehe...drunk people are cool. Bars provide lots of comedy for myself. I'm one of the few who go to bars and don't drink liquor. Only coke for this guy. Pref the high grade stuff...hehe j/k The soda I mean.
midwtchamp
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Nice shoes...wanna fuck?
GetnBigr
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I don't think pick up lines work anymore. My wife is beautiful, to pretty for me anyway, but I picked her up on a cruise ship.
Me and my buddy were sitting at the pool on the ship drinking Captain Morgan and coke, she was sitting af ew chairs away fishing for a lighter to light her cigarette. I walked over to her, leaned down, lit her cigarette and turned around and walked away never saying a word.
She found me later that night and asked why I didn't talk to her. I didn't tell her it was a brilliant plan that made her find me.
Me and my buddy were sitting at the pool on the ship drinking Captain Morgan and coke, she was sitting af ew chairs away fishing for a lighter to light her cigarette. I walked over to her, leaned down, lit her cigarette and turned around and walked away never saying a word.
She found me later that night and asked why I didn't talk to her. I didn't tell her it was a brilliant plan that made her find me.
madchemist36
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My name is ______ if u like me holla. if not then get the fuck out my site (jk)
by the way i dont pick up on girls they pick up on me lol straight up bodybuilder style baby
by the way i dont pick up on girls they pick up on me lol straight up bodybuilder style baby
BiggerStronger
Member
Girls point and laugh at me. 
J/K
Here's a few:
As you walk by, turn around and say: Excuse me, did you just touch my ass? No. Damn!
Do you believe in helping the homeless? [If yes] Take me home with you.
Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?
J/K
Here's a few:
As you walk by, turn around and say: Excuse me, did you just touch my ass? No. Damn!
Do you believe in helping the homeless? [If yes] Take me home with you.
Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?
Elmoduplaya
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Here is one that works for me....
Wait til a girl walks by you, then as you bend down and act like your gonna pick something up, say "excuse me!! you dropped something!!! make a fist as if you picked something up. When she walks towards you, say "My heart!"
Or you could always find an airhead and convince her, that by giving you a bj, there will be no more war!
Wait til a girl walks by you, then as you bend down and act like your gonna pick something up, say "excuse me!! you dropped something!!! make a fist as if you picked something up. When she walks towards you, say "My heart!"
Or you could always find an airhead and convince her, that by giving you a bj, there will be no more war!
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basskiller
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you want to fuck or fight
either you get slapped or invited to sit down... But you won't have to wait all night and spend all your money to just find out your going home alone.. broke.. again!
either you get slapped or invited to sit down... But you won't have to wait all night and spend all your money to just find out your going home alone.. broke.. again!
MacGyver
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Those are all pretty cheesy guys and you wold probably get slapped for saying them. Except for the "Do you believe in love at first sight....one"
The main trick for using a pick up line is to make them laugh or smile and then by getting that, it should lead to something further. But if you walk up to a girl and say "Nice shoes, wanna fuck" I can't honsetly see that happening.
So here are some more cheesy ones...
The word of the day is "legs". Wanna go back to my place and spread the word?
Excuse me, are you looking for Mr. Right or Mr. Right now?
Excuse me, are you from Tennesse? No why? Cause you're the only 10 I see.
Do you wanna play Army? I'll lay down and you can blow the hell out of me.
Can I buy you a drink or do you just want the money? ( I still use this one sometimes)
The main trick for using a pick up line is to make them laugh or smile and then by getting that, it should lead to something further. But if you walk up to a girl and say "Nice shoes, wanna fuck" I can't honsetly see that happening.
So here are some more cheesy ones...
The word of the day is "legs". Wanna go back to my place and spread the word?
Excuse me, are you looking for Mr. Right or Mr. Right now?
Excuse me, are you from Tennesse? No why? Cause you're the only 10 I see.
Do you wanna play Army? I'll lay down and you can blow the hell out of me.
Can I buy you a drink or do you just want the money? ( I still use this one sometimes)
BStrongBwell*
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You have that look like you swallow. <<<wait for a response>>>
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