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pudgy
03-04-2003, 05:42 PM
Too too drunk.
Bar tale.


A drunk gets up from the bar and heads for the bathroom. A few
minutes later, a loud, blood curdling scream is heard coming from the
bathroom.

A few minutes after that, another loud scream reverberates
through the bar.

The bartender goes into the bathroom to investigate why the drunk
is screaming.

"What's all the screaming about in there?" he yells.
"You're scaring my customers!"

"I'm just sitting here on the toilet," slurs the drunk, "and
every time I try to flush, something comes up and squeezes the hell out of
my balls."

With that, the bartender opens the door, looks in and says,
"You idiot! You're sitting on the mop bucket!"

scorpio
03-04-2003, 07:01 PM
LMAO

kossdeh
03-04-2003, 08:51 PM
LOL

92StangMan
03-04-2003, 09:15 PM
LMAO!!!

Harvey Balboner
03-04-2003, 10:01 PM
Good one

matarazzojr
03-05-2003, 04:42 AM
it's a good one!