Ain't it the truth.
1. Your houseplants are alive, and you can't smoke any of them.
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2. Having sex in a twin bed is out of the question.
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3. You keep more food than beer in the fridge.
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4. 600 AM is when you get up, not when you go to bed.
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5. You hear your favorite song on an elevator.
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6. You watch the Weather Channel.
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7. Your friends marry and divorce instead of hook up and break up.
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8. You go from 130 days of vacation time to 14.
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9. Jeans and a sweater no longer qualify as "dressed up."
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10. You're the one calling the police because those damn kids next door won't turn down the stereo.
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11. Older relatives feel comfortable telling sex jokes around you.
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12. You don't know what time Taco Bell closes anymore.
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13. Your car insurance goes down and your payments go up.
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14. You feed your dog Science Diet instead of McDonalds leftovers.
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15. Sleeping on the couch makes your back hurt.
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16. You no longer take naps from noon to 6 ! ! PM.
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17. Dinner and a movie is the whole date instead of the beginning of one.
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18. Eating a basket of chicken wings at 3 AM would severely upset rather than settle, your stomach.
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19. You go to the drug store for ibuprofen and antacid, not condom and pregnancy tests.
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20. A $4.00 bottle of wine is no longer "pretty good stuff."
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21. You actually eat breakfast food at breakfast time.
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22. "I just can't drink the way I used to," replaces, "I'm never going to drink that much again."
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23. 90% of the time you spend in front of a computer is for real work.
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24. You no longer drink at home to save money before going to a bar.
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25. You read this entire list looking desperately for one sign that this doesn't apply to you.
1. Your houseplants are alive, and you can't smoke any of them.
~
2. Having sex in a twin bed is out of the question.
~
3. You keep more food than beer in the fridge.
~
4. 600 AM is when you get up, not when you go to bed.
~
5. You hear your favorite song on an elevator.
~
6. You watch the Weather Channel.
~
7. Your friends marry and divorce instead of hook up and break up.
~
8. You go from 130 days of vacation time to 14.
~
9. Jeans and a sweater no longer qualify as "dressed up."
~
10. You're the one calling the police because those damn kids next door won't turn down the stereo.
~
11. Older relatives feel comfortable telling sex jokes around you.
~
12. You don't know what time Taco Bell closes anymore.
~
13. Your car insurance goes down and your payments go up.
~
14. You feed your dog Science Diet instead of McDonalds leftovers.
~
15. Sleeping on the couch makes your back hurt.
~
16. You no longer take naps from noon to 6 ! ! PM.
~
17. Dinner and a movie is the whole date instead of the beginning of one.
~
18. Eating a basket of chicken wings at 3 AM would severely upset rather than settle, your stomach.
~
19. You go to the drug store for ibuprofen and antacid, not condom and pregnancy tests.
~
20. A $4.00 bottle of wine is no longer "pretty good stuff."
~
21. You actually eat breakfast food at breakfast time.
~
22. "I just can't drink the way I used to," replaces, "I'm never going to drink that much again."
~
23. 90% of the time you spend in front of a computer is for real work.
~
24. You no longer drink at home to save money before going to a bar.
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25. You read this entire list looking desperately for one sign that this doesn't apply to you.
