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organdoner
03-22-2003, 04:39 AM
picked up my product from the post office yesterday. was scared as shit. well when i left the po a van is parked outside and starts the engine. it follows me two blocks. the van turns off a few blocks later. i panic and decide to jog the next seven blocks. i lost them. so i thought. i zigzag the next four blocks running. i'm so scared i feel like i've run a marathon. five minutes later the van speeds up and corners me. i throw my package in the sewer. well out jumps this ugly bitch aparentle who lets me know she has a crush on me. WTF! i run over to the sewer. they were cleaned out after the last snowstorm so the melting snow would be able to prevent neighborhood flooding and i don't see shit. now what the fuck am i supposed to do? this is a true story. please help me out cause i can't afford more gear for awhile. HELP!

superman1975
03-22-2003, 04:51 AM
LMAO!!!!!! sorry to hear that bro

winnie
03-22-2003, 06:34 AM
Originally posted by organdoner
... i throw my package in the sewer. well out jumps this ugly bitch aparentle who lets me know she has a crush on me. WTF!


This is where you lost me bro...please elaborate on this one. It sounds like your cool, so thats good!

Zeca
03-22-2003, 08:37 AM
your gear down the sewer.........that was bad bro!

bigphillyguy
03-22-2003, 09:08 AM
Hey organdoner, when i used to lose stuff down the sewer ie. tennis balls, baseballs, what i did was get a rake and try to fish it out. Or sometimes used a fishing net taped to a long pole. Hope this helps.

pudgy
03-22-2003, 09:12 AM
bwwwwababhahahahahahah


sorry, i would just cry and move on bro, oh and get a new po box somewhere else.

scorpio
03-22-2003, 09:40 AM
Tough break, sounds like your more paraniod than me.

Badgermoon
03-22-2003, 11:32 AM
I don't quite get the zig-zagging. Were you running across the street back and forth, or just the side walk? Wouldn't that attract more attention than just walking or jogging?

footballcat
03-22-2003, 12:56 PM
man that sucks, get a real small kid, and put them in the sewer to grab it

Nitrous Oxide
03-22-2003, 01:42 PM
Use the big ass vaccum that fire department has..that will suck your gear in..I had a smiliar problem only not with the gear...
You're able to rent their vaccums for $20 a day I believe..

BStrongBwell*
03-22-2003, 02:43 PM
LOL, so were you sweating like a paranoid Ray Liota on coke?

Azmodeus
03-22-2003, 04:50 PM
Oh shit that would suck. Sorry man.

NeotonBomb
03-22-2003, 05:10 PM
Originally posted by organdoner
well out jumps this ugly bitch aparentle who lets me know she has a crush on me. WTF! i run over to the sewer. . HELP! [/B]

Please elaborate on this part some more...

BitterB
03-22-2003, 05:57 PM
Damn! That is the funniest, and saddest, shit I have ever heard!!

I agree with footballcat, stuff some little kid down there after it. Tell him you'll give him $5.

Good luck!

bigshug
03-22-2003, 07:43 PM
Now THAT'S gonna grow a big ass alligator......what town are you in so I can stay away from the death and destruction that's sure to follow with a roided out alligator on the loose

organdoner
03-22-2003, 07:49 PM
i threw my package in the sewer because i thought i was getting busted. the van that was following me was some ug-mug who has the hots for me. from reading about bro's gettin busted i was just afraid. i'm thinking who's gonna pick up my son from daycare etc. there are many in between streets thats why i did a zigzag. i couldn't think. and to try to suck something from the sewer in my neighborhood would dray a large crowd. thats for sure.

bigshug
03-22-2003, 08:00 PM
Originally posted by organdoner
i threw my package in the sewer because i thought i was getting busted. the van that was following me was some ug-mug who has the hots for me. from reading about bro's gettin busted i was just afraid. i'm thinking who's gonna pick up my son from daycare etc. there are many in between streets thats why i did a zigzag. i couldn't think. and to try to suck something from the sewer in my neighborhood would dray a large crowd. thats for sure.

On a serious note, sorry.....I can imagine how you felt since the first time I ordered gear I was scared of every new car I saw in the lot - and I lived in a condo, so there were ALWAYS new cars there. If it hasn't rained, you should still be able to fish that thing out of there.....depending on how much money you spent (shit, $20 would be enough for me), I wouldn't care who saw me doing what in the damn sewer

organdoner
03-22-2003, 08:33 PM
i just gotta get that shit. i'm waiting on another contact that had to reship so i used my usual contact. i got dbol last week. this order was primotestons and masterons (legit copys) with all the drug traffic in my area this is gonna be hard to do. wish me luck.

Badgermoon
03-23-2003, 12:00 AM
Just go fish it out, and if someone asks about it say something really outlandish so they don't believe it. Like, I threw a bunch of steroids down there.

92StangMan
03-23-2003, 01:16 AM
Originally posted by footballcat
man that sucks, get a real small kid, and put them in the sewer to grab it

:lol:

Sorry to hear that, dude. Good luck next time! :)

bigshug
03-23-2003, 01:19 AM
Originally posted by footballcat
man that sucks, get a real small kid, and put them in the sewer to grab it

I used to be that kid......

peterhead
03-23-2003, 02:06 PM
Originally posted by Badgermoon
I don't quite get the zig-zagging. Were you running across the street back and forth, or just the side walk? Wouldn't that attract more attention than just walking or jogging?




LMFAO!!!!

huntergatherer
03-23-2003, 07:48 PM
get a fishin pole with a big treble hook...

woody01
03-23-2003, 08:48 PM
great!now your city is going to have the biggest rats in the world.

rado
03-23-2003, 09:00 PM
Originally posted by organdoner
picked up my product from the post office yesterday. was scared as shit. well when i left the po a van is parked outside and starts the engine. it follows me two blocks. the van turns off a few blocks later. i panic and decide to jog the next seven blocks. i lost them. so i thought. i zigzag the next four blocks running. i'm so scared i feel like i've run a marathon. five minutes later the van speeds up and corners me. i throw my package in the sewer. well out jumps this ugly bitch aparentle who lets me know she has a crush on me. WTF! i run over to the sewer. they were cleaned out after the last snowstorm so the melting snow would be able to prevent neighborhood flooding and i don't see shit. now what the fuck am i supposed to do? this is a true story. please help me out cause i can't afford more gear for awhile. HELP!


that sucks kid, sorry to hear that.:( :(

Choke03
03-23-2003, 09:14 PM
Your fuggin nuts

BLEED GREEN
03-24-2003, 11:49 AM
Sorry about the GEAR, but great story-do what ever is necessary to get that grate up and jump on in there and hope the gear didn't float away!

skwood
03-24-2003, 12:03 PM
LMAO! At least you'll get your balls back so you won't be scarring her off with those raisins you likely had.

dedprez*
03-24-2003, 12:15 PM
open the manhole and climb in there and get it out...just do it at nite and have a buddy watch

pumpseeker
03-24-2003, 04:08 PM
Holy shit. That's funny. I've had to crawl down sewer drains before to get my dog's ball (more than once :mad: ) Just remember to wear some old clothes. Good luck and keep us posted..

deltachistud
03-24-2003, 04:41 PM
that sucks bro

Saks
03-25-2003, 01:57 AM
I'm not really scared of the alligators or rats. Can you immagine how smelly a huge roidded out turd would smell?

jaywooly
03-25-2003, 04:01 AM
I was sure this was some kind of joke. I can beleive it though. If nothing else, you made me have a good laugh! Sorry about the gear, that sucks ass big time. I wish I saw this thing, can you imagine? lol

basskiller
03-25-2003, 07:15 AM
start swimming..LOl
I mean what is it do you want to hear..
I'm sorry it happened, but it's gone.. move on.