Getting out of fights by being BIG

Hey Bros.

I had my first experience with this just the other week. It was pretty cool for me.

I have never been a "big guy" so, I have been the target of a lot of "let's get drunk and kick someone's ass" kind of things. Or just whatever random shit...and the bars I hang out in... has lead to quite a bit of fighting for me. Good practice and all, but I have always envied those guys who were so big, that no one is willing to fuck with them.

Half the reason to train for me... at least.

So, the other day I'm driving and some asshole is crowding up on me, and then swerves to drive next to me, and is yelling etc. No idea who pissed in this guy's cheerios, but it seems he wanted to take it out on me.

So, I pull off onto a side street (on my way to the gym, of course), and this guy gets out, screaming obscenities and saying he's gonna kick my ass, etc.

So, I step out of my truck, and look down at him... he sizes me up, his eyes get round like saucers, and he starts apologizing. APOLOGIZING! hahahahaha.

I told him next time he should mind his manners, and drive safely. That was the end of it.. but it felt ten times better than any dude I ever fucked up in a fight.

I'm not that big... but I am now 6ft 220lbs... and a year and a half ago, I was 6ft 160 lbs... so... I'm pretty damn sure that the extra 60lbs made that moment possible.

ANyway... it was cool. Thought I would share.

-j69

Sure turned his mood around.
Too bad his wife/girlfriend wasn't around to see it.

My man pots and pans...

Way to take the high road AND get rewarded for it...

Wicked, I know it must of been a hell of a feeling. I was at a bar once, out of town, didn't know anyone, and two guys were ready to go at it. The bartender came up to me, didn't know me from Adam, and told me "your by far the biggest guy in here, if you get them out of here, you'll drink for free tonight." When I went up to them, I just told them, " hey take that shit outside, your giving me a headache." They both just looked at me sized me up, and stepped off. It was a hell of a feeling.

I know exactly where your coming from. Me being a little guy in my younger years then growing and well fighting a lot because that's just what my friends like to do. I'm growing out of that stage though but being bigger will intimidate many guys.

My freshman year in college was the last time I was in any sort of a "fight"... I was about 150 lbs, and had a broken elbow at the time, and a guy 4" taller and 100 lbs heavier decided he wanted to start something with me in the dorm over a girl. Wasn't much of a fight, the guy kept trying to kick me in the nuts, while we mostly just "wrestled". I obviously couldn't do much back, but neither of us were really fighters anyway. That was near the end of the semester. I worked my ass off all summer and took full advantage of my 19 year old test levels, and came back 25 lbs heavier, and full of confidence He certainly steered a wide berth from then out. For the most part, I'm pretty easy going anyway, but friends have told me I'm somewhat intimidating (and that was before this cycle, 20+ lbs ago).

Good stories guys. I had something like that happen.

I was driving once a little thug wannabe (probably about 16, wieghing in about 140) cut me off, so I honked my horn because he almost took my front bumper off. He started flashing all kind of gang signs at me (where I live we don't have real gangs) so I got in the other lane, he was still flashing his signs, and did the cutthroat sign to me.

So I get in front of him and pull over, he follows, I get out of my truck, as he is pulling up, he has his windows rolled down, and I hear his girl say "That guy is huge, he'll kick your ass." So he just takes off. I wanted to yell something but after hearing what his girl said, & this "hardcore thug" taking off like that, I couldn't stop laughing.

Another thing, around here most all of the bouncers at clubs & bars seem like just fat guys that think they're buff, not musclar guys. It seems like whenever I walk in a bar now, they start sizing you up, and trying to intemidate you.

Anyone else notice that?

You bro's be careful, you never know when it will be the nut w/ a gun....size does help, but when it comes down to bullets, well you'll need the Matrix for that...lol

Harvey Balboner said:

Another thing, around here most all of the bouncers at clubs & bars seem like just fat guys that think they're buff, not musclar guys. It seems like whenever I walk in a bar now, they start sizing you up, and trying to intemidate you.

Anyone else notice that?

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Hell yes, FAT tub o'lards. I wonder what would really happen if they wanted you or I out of the bar? Especially if you were lit? Bad news brother!

It's rediculous, I'm a very easy going guy, I don't carry my self like I'm some bad ass looking for a fight, but every time I go out they start bowing up as soon as I come in the door.

All I have to say about the bouncers at the last club we were at is good luck if they wanted to start shit.

i havent been in a fight since i was about 17 yo so about 3 years, but ive gained about 6o lbs since then. Although im alot bigger, im also alot slower so im glad that i dont get into any scrapes cause i think i would get drilled alot lol

Harvey Balboner said:

It's rediculous, I'm a very easy going guy, I don't carry my self like I'm some bad ass looking for a fight, but every time I go out they start bowing up as soon as I come in the door.

All I have to say about the bouncers at the last club we were at is good luck if they wanted to start shit.

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Everytime I see guys come my way, they seem to swell up like a toad....

haha!

about 2 years ago just b4 i dieted for the universe i was walking iwth my gf from a club and 3 doorman started commenting on my gf like she was a playmate!
now i was 291lbs and about 11% but in a big jacket! now one stepped out and from about 4 feet behind jestured that he would spunk on her good and proper! so i spun round grabbed him by the throat and by the belt and planted him in the ground, now on epulls out a sidearm bat and the other steps out, and just cos i had by that point pulled the jacket off to a tight tshirt, they looked at me twice and got their mate up, shouted obscenities and chickened off! they wouldve prob battered me 3 of them...well 2 cos one was nearly a permanent sidewalk feature!
thank gor for being big!

Very funny man...good for you dog!!!

Good for you Capt. Glad it worked out. I don't give a rat's ass who you are, how big you are or more importantly how bad you are, if you alone are fighting 3 grown men your in for a beaten. Or you ran into three pitifull SOB's.

C'mon choke, I saw that pic of you choking the shit out of that one guy.....I think you could handle a few guys yourself.

Being big is good to keep u out of trouble.........but im not that BIG damn!!! Got to work harder

LOL, thanks brudda . The problam is while I was useing my 2 hands to choke him his 2 buddies could be stomping me stupid.

hell fucking yeah, good job on your weight gain