Goddamn I'm buff!!!
I just lost 15 lbs and i'm down to 6% bf ... do i look any different?
Man I just maxed out the other day... I'm doing X amounts of weight now... dayam...
The other night I was at the mall and all these gurls were looking at my new buff'ed bod... blah blah blah
Hey how does this shirt look on me? Does it show off my massive arms? You know u want arms like me... don't lie...
oh sorry guys, I just wanted to let u guys know about the things I say constantly when I'm around my friends... I love talking about myself...