About my Faggot ass Dr.

Elmosback

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I told you guys about having blood in my stool a couple days ago. So this morning I go see my Dr. I told him I was taking Alcaselzer, Nyquil, protein shake, ALA and Steroids which I had told him about in the past. He tells me that roids supress you immune sys and the Alcaselzer has aspirin and Nyquil has alcahol. So that was propb what did it. He also said the ALA was not helping and that there is no proof it does anything for me during a cycle. So as he is telling me about this home test I gotta take to check for blood, he starts to write down all the stuff that I am taking then I see him writing down the word Anabolic Steroids. I asked him why he was writing it down. Homo, sais "cause I have to" I then reminded him that the only reason I told him about it was cause he told me that he would not writ it down. So the queer tries to deny it. so we get in to this tense conversation and he keeps telling me. That roids are my way of life and that they are affecting my health therefore he has to write it down. I told him I still didn't not want that on my medical file. Then this son of whore tells me "well why don't you stop taking steroids then?" I told him ok I will. The queer than said "if I take it off,how do I know you just won'tl go and see another Dr." So I tried to convince him and hopefully it worked. Cause he said he would remove it. I guess I could always tell my insurance that I said I was taking pro-hormones and my doc misunderstood. Either way I think he is a piece of SHIT:angry:
 
Yup! this poor excuse for a pile of shit. Is forgeting that we(their patients) are the reason they are in business. It is getting harder to find a decent Dr. now in days.
 
I would have told him if he didnt take the part about steroids off your profile that you would tell everyone he has been touching you in bad places,lol, that would have worked
 
y is there always a female nurse in there when a male doctor is examining a female patient but never the other way around??
 
My primary care physician flipped out when I told him I used AS. He gave me a fucking lecture and i almost walked out. I felt like saying "LOOK FUCKER I AM PAYING YOU TO TREAT MY SYMPTOMS NOT JUDGE ME"

Then I went to see a urologist and I was afraid to tell him because I was so worried he'd flip out like my PCP, but he was soo cool. He didn't judge me at all. I think he was a little more educated on the subject. He asked what I had taken and what I was taking. I told him all the shit I HAD taken and told him that I was on 1 gram of test a week at the time. He said that he did not think steroids are that dangerous as long as you don't stay on long periods of time... This made me feel alot better. Too bad he isn't my PCP.

The urologist new alot of shit about all the drugs I had taken. He knew about their bodybuildign applications too. My primary care physician was looking up everything on a computer and didnt know shit. And his database didn't have hardly any information about most of the steriods especially for bodybuilding applications. And the doctor didn't seem smart enough to think about how they COULD work in the way I was using them.... He asked me why the hell I ever took clomid and I explained to him how it worked and he said "well gee i never thought of that but i guess that does make sense". All his database had was info on its application in females. The fucker even had to look up test enanthate and cyp, and at that point i didn't even bother with bringing up dbol, eq, anavar, deca, trenbolone, t3, etc...lol I did tell my urologist though cuz he knew his shit. My pcp didn't even seem to grasp the understanding of what an ester is. I told him to save his time looking up all the esters of test b/c they basically all do the same thing. MY pcp was very disappointing...
 
Well was the blood red. Caz sometimes i get blood in my stool, and sometimes i dont, but mine is fresh blood, from pushing too hard
 
I get it when I dont get enough fiber and have too much protien.. I use a little metamucil of and on............. works fine
 
My wife says she has had blood in her stool after a good anal pounding from me. Hope that isn't your problem. *chuckle*

Seriously, sorry to hear about your probs with your doc. That sucks, man. I go to a german doctor here in Japan who is very cool. When I told him about taking steroids, he got very interested and wanted to know all about my results - like he was interested in doing a cycle. hahaa.

-j69
 
when I went to the doc for my leg swelling (from TT sust no less) he seemed VERY suspicious as to why some big motherfucker's legs would just start to swell all of a sudden.......I'll never tell the doc, I'd be a little afraid of having my health insurance cancelled or something similar

PRESSER, if it came down to it, I'd try your little trick...that shit made me laugh out loud
 
NEVER, EVER, EVER tell anyone in the medical field about anything to do with you using anabolics, either now or in the past.

My wife also knows that if for some phuked up reason I flop over dead, she is first to check that I am in fact dead (this one is kind of important), go through the house in a calm and collected fashion and gather EVERY pin, gear bottle, wrapper, alcohol swab, etc., put it all in the car and drive it a few miles away to a dumpster in the middle of BFE. Then, when she returns to the house she can call the ambulance and tell them I am dead.

She thought I was kidding until I asked her how she would feel after I was dead and the insurance company wouldn't pay on the policy.

She, then, understood completely.

Skip
 
good one Skip.....money'll make my wife come around as well - trouble is she'll prolly be drinking celebratory beers on the way to dump the "evidence" and get pulled by the cops...lol
 
My M.D. is one cool guy. He helps me with the AS usage, writes scripts for the test ethanate and make sure I get blood tests every 3mo. He agrees 100% that they are beneficial when used correctly.


Sorry to hear about your Dr.....
 
Hey japan Suck my left nutt buddy:D lol and presser is your adviced based on that incident you told us about. You know, that time your doc put his finger up your hole. But it was only after the ecxam that you realise he had both hands on your shoulders, lol Just messing with you bros. Thnks for your concern. Always a good thing to be able to cound on you guys. Your the best, I LOVE YOU MAN!! sniff, sniff , sniff
 
BLEED GREEN said:
My M.D. is one cool guy. He helps me with the AS usage, writes scripts for the test ethanate and make sure I get blood tests every 3mo. He agrees 100% that they are beneficial when used correctly.


Sorry to hear about your Dr.....

um you gotta get me in contact with your doc lol.
 
Elmosback, again... good luck with finding a better doc.

Speaking of the doctor's hands on one's shoulders... that reminds me of a totally irrelevant story...

I took my wife to a doc in the states cuz she had a yeast infection. She doesn't speak English, so I was in the room with her while the female doc had her in the gyno chair. She finishes up with my wife and says...

"We should really check you out to be sure"

I said I was fine, but she was quite insistent. Next thing I know, I am bent over the table, and she has her fingers up my ass, while I am looking right into my wife's eyes and screaming.

My wife loved it.

ANyway... that had nothing to do with anything.

-j69
 
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