OT/ scary and funny SHIT.

Last night when I got home from the gym I had my usual dinner.  Two cans of tuna.  I also had like 4 beets last night that my roomate had prepared and I love beets.  I then went to sleep.  I got up this morning and was getting ready for work.  I went to the bathroom and took care of my business (took a shit).  Well when I looked at the toilet paper it was bloody red.  I looked into the bowl and it was also bloody red.  I started freaking out.  I said to myself that my cycle was not that harsh and that I've been taking all precautions.  I started walking around in circles, then I remembered the beets that I ate last night before bed and started laughing at myself.  The bloody mess really woke me up in a hurry.   #$

LOL,that's a bad start to a day bro. If you want to try for different colors,drink like a gallon of grape Kool-Aid one day,it makes a funky almost flourescent green in the bowl. Freaked me out one day. <!--emo&--><img src="http://musclechemistry.mantisforums.com/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/tounge.gif" border="0" valign="absmiddle" alt=''><!--endemo-->

EWWWWWWWWWWWW >;

Yea, that purple dye will get ya everytime!   Just think of it as sending the green martians to land in the great white planet.  

LMAO

LMAO!

Gym rat lets go into the ty-dy business. I provide the t-shirts and you piss on them. We sell them for $10 bucks a pop. We will sell a shiet load of them. I even got a good logo.

 With Elmo and Gymrat shirts, "urine" good hands!

once saw a couple of pink pentagons stuck to my, you know.  i was tempted to pick em out and eat em again.lol

I like that slogan Elmo, lol

well we can both pack it up and sell it cuz on DNP my shit turns yellowish brown, almost like the color of the smilies here <!--emo&OL--><img src="http://musclechemistry.mantisforums.com/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/butbut.gif" border="0" valign="absmiddle" alt='OL'><!--endemo-->