gym clowns

Am still waitng for my liquidex....it has been 2 weeks since I sent the $$....grrrrrrrr <!--emo&**--><img src="http://musclechemistry.mantisforums.com/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/devil.gif" border="0" valign="absmiddle" alt='**'><!--endemo--> . Well hopefully this week from my utah package willl get here. I have been training since feb waiting to strat my first cycle. Have evrything but nizoral and liquidex.

Well anyhow here is a profile of some of the rtards at my healthclub.

Johhny Benchpress.....all he does is bench different increments for half hour and leaves.....everytime


The  Bald Shadow- this dude walks around like a supertoughguy and does almost the exact same excercises as me but with a twis or should I say swing? He is half my size so he trys to do the same amounts as me or more and uses SUPERMOMENTUM to do a few reps as if to say.....yeah your big but I can do the same or more than you. This guys is pathetic......just be yourself man....don't try to prove anything to me.


the formless wonder- He is another "swinger" to much weigt and too much swinging. I just want to stand next to him when he starts his motion for dumbell curls and push his elbow into his side.....so he can't swing the weights. Then I want to help him take it down slowly so he actually does a neg instead of wasting all his time and energy on NOTHING. You might as well not even try to workout. It is SOOO much better to do 20lb dumbell curls with proper form and no swinging than 50 lb swings that make you loo like a friggin schmuck.


I am really sorry for being negative and bitching but this behavior drives me crazy. I want to really help these people without trying to act like a know it all but that is how it would come off. I would just like to see the look on the face when this guy does a proper dumblell curl and actually feels it working the muscle.



Just really needed to vent. I am no expert but it is just common sense...you can feel it if a muscle is being worked or not. These people are just lying and cheating themselves <!--emo&/?--><img src="http://musclechemistry.mantisforums.com/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/sneaky2.gif" border="0" valign="absmiddle" alt='/?'><!--endemo-->

Didn't know where to put this topic. It didn't really belong in gen conv since it is related to b building


Anyone else know a couple of these rejects? I really just want to help them ???

Watching those idiots is good entertainment between sets.

bro you forgot..

Weight Prop--  the guy that props up the fitness eq.

Multi User--- The ass that like to use 5 peices of eq. at a time..

The Lovedoctor--  The city pimp in his words,, that come to the gym and macks on all the ladies and never lifts...

Twig Boyz--- The young high school boys that come to the gym in a pack and lift for 15min for 2 weeks and quit cause they are not getting any gains....

Badass-- the mid aged guy that comes to the gym and walks around like he weights 425lbs,,, yet cant do his own bodywight on bench,,,,,, this guy kills me...

know where you are coming from bro... I am in the same boat.

Shower Weirdos -those guys that hang out in the locker room for longer than what they need and dont put there drawers on until there ready to leave.(sick Fucks)

No Wheels-heres an example
these numbnuts were running there mouths  and carrying on when i was trying to get my sets of squats in yesterday. had me cussing on the way down.these r the guys that ride the bikes for there legs. but can bench a lot (in there own minds). if ur not going to be serious in the gym especially when those that are r squatting then get the fuck out. and go to the bar and hang out and run your mouth there.

LOL,Nice to know these dumbfucks are everywhere and not just members of my gym....

<!--QuoteBegin--Mj23+May 07 2002,06:27--></span><table border="0" align="center" width="95%" cellpadding="3" cellspacing="1"><tr><td>Quote (Mj23 @ May 07 2002,06:27)</td></tr><tr><td id="QUOTE"><!--QuoteEBegin-->I really just want to help them ???[/quote]
as do i.....but everytime i suggest something they look at me like i am the one doing something wrong...so i just say FUCK EM!! they will waste like 6 years training for nothing...if they decide to stick with it and then they might realize that they were doing something wrong all those years and then have to start over with proper form.

I have one that i really enjoy...but since I work out at home I only see him when i go buy protein powder:
I have a friend who sells me suppliments dirt cheap and I have been a loyal customer for about 5 years..anyway everytime i go into his store there is always some guy buying some andro product. I have to listen to him say how much stronger he has gotten and blah blah blah. I think its justification for spending $100 + on andro crap every couple weeks. I just want to take these jackasses aside and say " Do you want to make some REAL gains in the next 8 weeks for LESS money?"   But you know how it is...I just laugh and say oh yeah you're gettin pretty big off that stuff..lol.

I affectionately call these people  the "Andro-addicts"

Man I have been wanting to start this thread since I rejoined the gym 3 weeks ago (was lifting at home previously)!  Man boyz that made me laugh out loud.  Muleman, I had "BadAss" posing his chest right behind me while I was doing shoulders.  This little fucker was doing 155 on bench and 95 on incline and has the nerve to come right up behind me and pose. WTF!  I haven't done that kind of weight since like uh - 7th grade!

Here's one for you guys.  3 guys at my gym - thought of this one last nite on my way home from gym.

Pretty Boy Crew or P.B.C. - group of 2 or 3 guys that think they are the coolest mofo's around.  Hats all down low, big hoop earings, nice sideburns, only see them doing 6 sets of decline presses 24 sets of triceps and curls.

Monster Arms - Can't forget these guys.  Whole body is subpar, usually with a nice gut, with monster arms.  Rarely seen doing anything other than curls.

I have found it halarious to join the gym after lifting at home for about 5 years.  I see all these fools who have lifted there for 8 or 9 years and are no bigger than when I quit.  They lift a little and sit there for 6 or 7 minutes.  Lift a little again sit there for 6 or 7, get a drink of water.  These guys spend an hour and a half five days a week and can't figure out why they aren't getting very big.  No intensity and I am sure there diet isn't any wonder.  Just makes you wonder if these guys actually have brains!?

since I work at my gym now I've realized that most of these morons can be divided into just 2 categories:
Big-Little guys - toothpicks that walk around like Robocop thinking they're big
Big-Fat guys - fat guys that think they're huge and shredded, but in reality, they're just fat.

Come ON guys, put the luggage DOWN.



 <!--emo&{}--><img src="http://musclechemistry.mantisforums.com/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/laugh.gif" border="0" valign="absmiddle" alt='{}'><!--endemo-->  <!--emo&{}--><img src="http://musclechemistry.mantisforums.com/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/laugh.gif" border="0" valign="absmiddle" alt='{}'><!--endemo-->  <!--emo&{}--><img src="http://musclechemistry.mantisforums.com/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/laugh.gif" border="0" valign="absmiddle" alt='{}'><!--endemo-->

What I don't understand is the people that go to the gym with that little sheet of paper in their hands, go to all these different machines and do about 1/3 of the weight that they can handle; then they log it all down. I wonder what they write down: "gee, that set was particularly easy" or " I almost got a bead of sweat form from that last set".
My neighbor is another example. He could stand to lose a good 50lbs of fat. He goes to the gym 5 days a week, 2 days swimming, and 3 days treadmill. Haven't seen him swim, but he sets the treadmill on a brisk walk for a few minutes then leaves. I just have to wonder what these people are doing in a gym if they never bother to even get to the point where they need to breath heavy | ....

Amen vpoppv!  I am literally drenched after every workout.  What is their point?  Oh well, I guess we can't all be HUGE! :""

Muleman....I forgot about the "multiuser".....one set of 6 dif body excercises at lightning speed.   .......it really is fine entertainment fellas....gyms should have a little section of the application that  says, monthly gym fees......70 dollars.....supplements and refreshments 30 dollars......getting  a good laugh from some gym foolio.....Friggin priceless bro <!--emo&--><img src="http://musclechemistry.mantisforums.com/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/tounge.gif" border="0" valign="absmiddle" alt=''><!--endemo-->    There are a few more like Dr Funk  the "surgeon of stink", too tough tony....but we will  get to that later... hope you had a good laugh bros

spending $100 + on andro crap every couple weeks. I just want to take these jackasses aside and say " Do you want to make some REAL gains in the next 8 weeks for LESS money?"   But you know how it is...I just laugh and say oh yeah you're gettin pretty big off that stuff..lol.




About the dude who bought the andro.....yeah that stuff is all terrible. I got Muscletech Nortesten and Anotesten and it gave me soft nipple fat <!--emo&**--><img src="http://musclechemistry.mantisforums.com/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/devil.gif" border="0" valign="absmiddle" alt='**'><!--endemo--> ....I did not realize why the fuck I had that shit until I started reading these boards and now it is all making sense....I never got itchy nipples or the hard bump but got some nipple fat that is hard as frick to get rid of. Using Yohimburn for 8 straight days and eating moderately but its not working yet at all <!--emo&OL--><img src="http://musclechemistry.mantisforums.com/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/butbut.gif" border="0" valign="absmiddle" alt='OL'><!--endemo--> .....Almost everybody I see raves about it!! Dnp...carnitine whatever i am kicking these milkers to the curb at all costs. They look fine whe my nips are cold or hard but show through a shirt when they are normal.......curses. DONT EVER USE PROHORMONES  !!!!! Just 2 big bottles and it cost me my chest and gave me nothing positive.....pfooooy!



Thbanks for the comment about that....that stuff is nothing but ineffective valueless trash.

How about the guy, who loads up 5 plates each side on the leg press, then with his skinny legs and fat torso, start to do partial reps.  God damb, take four plates of each side, do full reps and learn the exercise before going that heavy. LMAO watching this fool today.  I bet everyone has a few of these at the gym..  I swear, almost everone at my gym works out completly wrong... That's why I'm thinking about getting certified, charge these dumb asses $65.00hour to learn how to do it right!!!

<!--QuoteBegin--gander+May 08 2002,7:15--></span><table border="0" align="center" width="95%" cellpadding="3" cellspacing="1"><tr><td>Quote (gander @ May 08 2002,7:15)</td></tr><tr><td id="QUOTE"><!--QuoteEBegin-->Muleman, I had "BadAss" posing his chest right behind me while I was doing shoulders.  This little fucker was doing 155 on bench and 95 on incline and has the nerve to come right up behind me and pose. WTF!  I haven't done that kind of weight since like uh - 7th grade![/quote]
Just like to sate, cant see anything wrong there, any weight is a good weight, maybe hes new at training.

<!--QuoteBegin--gonnagetjacked+May 09 2002,02:29--></span><table border="0" align="center" width="95%" cellpadding="3" cellspacing="1"><tr><td>Quote (gonnagetjacked @ May 09 2002,02:29)</td></tr><tr><td id="QUOTE"><!--QuoteEBegin-->How about the guy, who loads up 5 plates each side on the leg press, then with his skinny legs and fat torso, start to do partial reps.  God damb, take four plates of each side, do full reps and learn the exercise before going that heavy. LMAO watching this fool today.  I bet everyone has a few of these at the gym..  I swear, almost everone at my gym works out completly wrong... That's why I'm thinking about getting certified, charge these dumb asses $65.00hour to learn how to do it right!!![/quote]
I have no doubt you would make a great personal trainer, as would any of us; but the majority of the people that I see wasting their time at the gym had a few hours with the personal trainer to learn this "no sweat" method of working out. Maybe they're afraid of getting sued if someone gets injured or something....

I hate the guys that go in the sauna naked, its fucking disgusting.  Like I really want to be in a small room, with a sweaty, naked dude, or sit where your fucking sweaty, shitty pucker hole was just touching!!! Assholes!!! later

<!--QuoteBegin--NAPALM1+May 08 2002,11:31--></span><table border="0" align="center" width="95%" cellpadding="3" cellspacing="1"><tr><td>Quote (NAPALM1 @ May 08 2002,11:31)</td></tr><tr><td id="QUOTE"><!--QuoteEBegin-->Like I really want to be in a small room, with a sweaty, naked dude, or sit where your fucking sweaty, shitty pucker hole was just touching!!! Assholes!!! later[/quote]
shit bro i was sitting here drinking milk and just about tossed my cookies!!  I hate that shit......

The Screamer - we got him here! he is dressed up like hes a powerlifter,uses a long time to prepare himself before the workout.So u think "ok,,he looks strong,can he beat me?".So he grabs 10 pounds dumbells and start swinging them up and empties his lungs in some insane WROAAAAAR!!!! The same thing when he is on bench with 50 kg or deadlift with 80 kg or on biceps with nada-kilo or on incline with 20 kg....he start screaming as soon as he touch the weights.Pretty fucking annoying...but funny,especially when he was doing barbell rows with 5 kg on the bar and started his WROAAAAR´s after 4 reps...


Foreigner

what about the know-it- all!  the guy who intentionally finds the smallest kid just starting out and fills his head full of useless nonsense. not only that, but he talks his crap loud enough to where the whole gym can hear what he's talking about.  like i give a sh*%!