steroids

I think that all of you pansies that have to do steroids b/c you used to get wedgies and swirlies by the big kids in the locker room are pathetic. As a matter of fact, steroid use is illegal and can get you wooses thrown in jail. All you need to do to get in shape is 1. work out 2. eat healthy and sensible diet 3. take your multi vitamins along w/ C and E. 4. and finally add supplements to your diet w/ Joe Weider Weight Gain, Amino Acids, and maybe MetRx. I get all the work out I need from doing chores around the house and using my DP Challenger weights, (you know, the grey cement kind), and I also use my ab roller ( the one w/ a lawn mower wheel w/ a stick). Barry Bonds and Sammy Sosa both deny steroid usage, and they have gained 90 lbs. a piece over the last 5 years, if they can do it, so can you.
 
What's smaller??

Hummmmmmmm
Nice post for only your 3rd one.
Make sure I got this right...."wedgies and swirlies" dominate our "pathetic" "pansie"minds because we are "wooses". And I can grow by doing domestic chores and following Joe Weiders advice(bet he's the one who sold you on that 6 pak-or-money-back ab roller,huh)

Just one question for you,what's smaller.... your dick or your IQ?

For the record,Barry gets his Andro from Mac,and both can knock it out of the park thanks to their DP Challenger cement weight training program.(that last part was a j/k)
 
hey and ronnie coleman tells eveyone he's NAUTRAL.. LMFAO... and greg valintino tells everyone he never did gear or s oil..just a genetic freak... lol
 
This AssBag needs to get his no protein takin, multi-vitamin eatin, lawn mower pushin, ab rollin Ass back to the Aerobic room and quit skaggin up our Forum.!!!
 
See what happens Presser. You leave the door open and any ole body just wanders in and makes him/herself at home. LOL. Well that was good for a laugh. Its post like this that makes this board great. Pure comedy.:D
 
Hmmm, though my Joe Weider cycle went well, I'm going to say that steroids worked just a little better :p

For real is this a joke? If it is...then it is funny as shit. Otherwise...its funny as shit anyhow!
 
Oh come on now, You know that he is fucking with you... Are you blind.. He uses those cement weights that all our moms bought us when we were 8 yrs old.
LOL
 
We used to "pole" all the kids who used cement weights. I'm sure this guy's been "poled", but for those who don't know what it is, one jock holds the cement-weight-geek under the arms (being careful not to break his bridge-taped, thick rimmed, black glasses and without damaging his pocket protector) while two others each grab a leg. Then everybody walks toward the flag pole........ :D
 
BTEAM, no one here really does steroids. These are all hypothetical situations and role playing exercises. I think you have us mixed up with some other place.
 
BStrongBwell* said:
BTEAM, no one here really does steroids. These are all hypothetical situations and role playing exercises. I think you have us mixed up with some other place.


:rolleyes: :D
 
HEY SMALL FRY!!! You should watch your mouth, because you will get CRUSHED here! You don't like AAS, then keep it to your damn self or bitch to mommy! Fuckin' ASS!

CJ
 
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