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Gear101*
06-08-2002, 01:24 PM
So a guy goes out one night and just gets hammered(think his name was presser) anyway.. next morning he wakes up with the worst hangover he has every had.. after a short period of time he makes the call to the boss."Hey boss i'm really sorry but i got drunk last night and i'm still wasted.... don't think i'm going to be able to make it in today.." his boss says" We are really busy today we need you in here.. is there anyway you can make it".. the guy answers back.. " i just don't think so.. i really wish i could.." the boss says" well i tell you what i do.. when ever i get a hangover i get my wife to give me a blowjob and in about 20 mins or so i fell 100% better" the guy tells his boss that he'll try that... well about 30 mins goes by and the guy calls his boss back and" Hey boss that really worked good" boss says" Good " the guy"and boss you got a real nice house TOO"

LOL

guntruck
06-08-2002, 01:32 PM
Pretty good LOL :p :p :p

Elmothaplaya
06-08-2002, 01:37 PM
Why don't witches wear underwear?

So they can get a better grip on their brooms.:D

huntergatherer
06-09-2002, 11:45 AM
How is Bin Laden like a pair of pantyhose?
He irritates Bush....



Sexism hurts everybody...especially broads.

DecaDent*
06-09-2002, 02:15 PM
LMAO,.......'and boss you got a real nice house TOO" ....Great line.