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winnie
06-21-2002, 07:41 PM
So I am sitting there getting my hair cut and this lady says to me, "Oh, your hair on you neck is so much darker than your hair on your head." Then she leans over and squeezes my chest...WTF!!! Then she says, "Thats kind of weird, I don't think that usually occurs naturally." She started laughing, this chick was built and look like she dabble with some gear before, so I just laughed it off, and she asked me if I work out, i said yeah. Then to end to the converstation for the moment, I just told her I ran on Diesal, she started laughing and then gave me her number.

Still haven't called her, has something like this ever occured to anyone? Kind of strangd...don't ya think?

BStrongBwell*
06-21-2002, 07:52 PM
That's funny...if you ever hook up with her, let me know if she wears "Harley Honey" panties, lol. I once had a similiar experience with a hairdresser, too funny...

WWAD
06-21-2002, 08:57 PM
Was she at least somewhat attractive?
Because I got thoroughly mauled by an alleged hairdresser when I was in a little shop in Hollywood. Only she was a somewhat overweight apple-body-type with a mustache she had bleached yellow. She took 2 hours to essentially shave my head, all the while performing some bizarre pseudo-lap dance with shears in her hand and informing me of her bellydancing background while trying to feed me strawberries. WTF???!!!

Have you ever had to get up out of the chair with that drape thing still on you and that white dryer sheet thing around your neck in order to inform the manager that your molester needs to go immediately back to beauty college?

Thought not.

But it makes for a good story.

Piece.