snotchewer

Oh here we go again. After the already extremely famous toilet hamster our newest member is now 'Snotchewer'.

Aah man, thats grose. Yuk.

Lol....You should have seen Presser get in a ruff when ever I registered as Haywood Jablomee almost a year and a half ago.

Why thank you, my first compliment as I feel my ego getting stroked by the second.

By the way, Ive been having problems trying to 'log on' but Ive been faithfully been able to do so.

And snot doesn't taste gross if you pick the right booger.
Usually my right nostril can dish out a fancy meal after a squat workout. Nice and bloody, like medium-rare steak.

One last thing to add, nothing like good old homemade snot when one runs out of popcorn. Yum. Just make sure you keep the eating under disguise.

"Yak"
"Yuk"
"EEwwww"
"Grrrooosss"
"UGHH"
"Barf"

When will people respect me for who I am? I feel so discrimanated. Shit, I went to Human Resources at my job the other day to report on this son of a gun who was teasing me of my habit to eat/chew on snot. They canned his right away and im looking for some $$$ to compensate for the psychological trauma I had to deal with.

Obese people suing McDonald's for their lack of healthy choices? Fuck, that ain't nothing. Try being in the shoes of a snot eater. Life is tuff, werd.

SnotChewer said:

"Yak"
"Yuk"
"EEwwww"
"Grrrooosss"
"UGHH"
"Barf"

When will people respect me for who I am? I feel so discrimanated. Shit, I went to Human Resources at my job the other day to report on this son of a gun who was teasing me of my habit to eat/chew on snot. They canned his right away and im looking for some $$$ to compensate for the psychological trauma I had to deal with.

Obese people suing McDonald's for their lack of healthy choices? Fuck, that ain't nothing. Try being in the shoes of a snot eater. Life is tuff, werd.

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