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PUMPINSTEIN

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remember your first time you farted in front of your women? Im thinking about doing it tonight, the protein shakes are gonna be my excuse. Ive been eating cabbage and beens all day for this special night.
 
hey.....it happens to the best of us...turns out she was holdin it in also....i thought i was gonna explode!!!!
 
Hell, I fart in front of anyone. What do I care? I especially like farting when I;m doing squats...all the pressure really makes 'em come out loud!
 
That was 18 yrs ago, so no I can't... But I can tell you the last time we played the fart game... This morning...
 
this is a totally screwed up thread. Gotta have one every so often. I love them. The best are the drunk posts i read on sunday mornings.
 
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