Oh man My Kidneys hurt too. That's cuz I drak a lot of Dbol mixers last night. We had a Dbol Tequila party. For some strange reason when I awoke my my mouth tasted like napkins, and when I pee it comes out orange.
I'm thinking you should drink more water, my nutritionalist tells me to drink at least 1.5 Gallons of water or pickle juice a dday. Did you know that the vinegar in the pickle juice will actually help you lose weight faster?
I don't drink milk, I think milk is for pussies. Wooh Osteoperosis! WHen they drop the bomb on us and the Strontium 90 from the fallout bonds to the calcium in your teeth and your partners are getting blisters on their faces and dying from radioactive blowjobs don't come crying to me, when you could have had a lot of coffee and cigarettes to leech out the evils. But i guess that also means that only old people and people who live at Denny's will survive the nuclear holocaust and I don't know if I want to live in a world where the coffee is so bad that no matter what you do to it it still tastes like ashtrays. I guess that's what god meant by the weak shall inherit the something... Whatever, I don't go to church, but my therapist tells me it's all a lot of bull yang anyway. He says I should just shoot myself and that my parents would be all the better if I died, although I can't recall me ever telling him about them.
Hey! Did any of you vote? I'm voting for Green Party Wooh! Yay for guns! I strongly believe that homeless veterans should be allowed to shoot firearms even though they live under bridges instead of in the country where there freedom would be appreciated. What's the difference between an indian and a homeless person? We took their land, we raped their women, we shoot up with their heroine and wait a minute that is what's similar about them. The only thing different is that we gave the indians plague infested blankets and they died. Damn homeless people and their immunity to everything.
What are your thoughts on this Toilet Hamster?