THE TOILET HAMSTER STORY: PART I

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CHAPTER I

Every legend has its beginning. Every beginning has its story. Every story has its hero. And every hero has his legacy. One such legacy began with a hamster. Toilet Hamster.

The legacy of Toilet Hamster began with a dream. Unlike most children who were conceived by two parents, Toilet Hamster’s life began with the conception of an idea. This idea was to help others give birth to their dreams, and though this, he would gather the fame and fellowship that would echo “toilet hamster” into the halls of eternity. The dream was perfect, and for TH, it was a fantasy come true.

Toilet Hamster’s future was set before he himself knew what was ahead. But, he knew that whatever was coming was going to be great. For Toilet Hamster, the future was something to brag over.
The future would make him into a Muscle Chemistry star.
 
Toilet Hamster said:
CHAPTER I

Every legend has its beginning. Every beginning has its story. Every story has its hero. And every hero has his legacy. One such legacy began with a hamster. Toilet Hamster.

The legacy of Toilet Hamster began with a dream. Unlike most children who were conceived by two parents, Toilet Hamster’s life began with the conception of an idea. This idea was to help others give birth to their dreams, and though this, he would gather the fame and fellowship that would echo “toilet hamster” into the halls of eternity. The dream was perfect, and for TH, it was a fantasy come true.

Toilet Hamster’s future was set before he himself knew what was ahead. But, he knew that whatever was coming was going to be great. For Toilet Hamster, the future was something to brag over.
The future would make him into a Muscle Chemistry star.
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I think we should make you a Mod. Your title will be MC hamster. Presser what do ya think?:p
 
Chapter 2

The question nagged Toilet Hamster like a biotch on the rag,just what kind of star in the Muscle Chemisrty sky would he become?
He had trained hard in preparation but the swimming program at "Kohler" U. was often times draining. It cleansed his coat but not his soul.
He wanted to set a new "American Standard" and he would not let anyone flush that dream away. It became a egocentric obsession,..only refering to himself now in the 3rd person. Oh how he hated sharing pool time with those lazy brown lumps he had affectionatly termed the "turds". They thought they were "hot shit" but he vowed one day he'd dump them... wipe them clean out...they were now the enemay and he was prepared to battle for bowl time.
 
I just made my own toilet hampster reading this stuff. I cant believe we're doing this again but its some funny shit
 
Chapter 4

Where'd he go?!?

Nothing but the brown skid marks of a hard fought race,a few stray hairs from TH's shiney coat and the broken remnants of turdzilla remained in the bowl.
TH now faced the challenge of navigating the maze of subterrarian pipes that now stood as the only thing between him and the WWT. That was his true destiny,making it to the big show ...the WWT and he felt he was worthy.
He progressed to his final destination by riding stealthfully on the back of the oldest of the "Fece Bros".( True brothers who also dreamed of the WWT and being the premeir turd tag team someday. ). Only the best of the best make it to the WWT,a place even RotoRooter could not reach!
A final twist,a final turn,and out he popped to the surface. It was like heaven opened up when he saw the sign announcing "Waste Water Treatment"....he had made it to the WWT and he was one jacked-up hamster!
 

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Still LMFAO... That's damn funny. I guess that would be a sterling example of toilet humor.
-TAZ
 
kossdeh said:
I just made my own toilet hampster reading this stuff. I cant believe we're doing this again but its some funny shit
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Indeed... I can't believe we are doing this again. But it is just so damn funny!!
 
I try to bring a little bit of culture into all of your lives. You asked for the Toilet Hamster story and i was going to give it to you. But now you've taken a story of triumph and inspiration and twisted and corrupted it into a pile of sh!t. You may try to taint my legacy, my famous rise on this board from nobody to superstar, but you may not drag me down to your level of "name-calling". I WILL NOT PARTAKE IN THE DEFAMATION OF MY STORY.
 
CHAPTER IV

Toilet Hamster crawled out soaked in shit and shit all around. But then he realized that he was not at the WWT but rather an actual residence. “Who could live in such a shithole?”, TH wondered to himself. He slowly walked up to the door and it read “DecaDent*”. Just as he read this a skinny gayfer with blonde hair walked out in a leapord-skin speedo. “I am DecaDent and you are tresspassing on my gay ranch!”, the skinny blonde man replied. Suddenly TH realized that he was in a whole shit load of trouble. This was no place for a hamster, and this thought reverberated fear through his hamster bones. He looked up and two more blonde gay men now stood before him. “I am cyberstefke”, “and I am Leonardo Dicaprio”, the two men replied. TH knew the next few minutes could very possibly be the most perilous any hamster had ever known. He had to think quick. He had to make a decision. He had to survive.
 
Toilet Hamster said:
CHAPTER IV

Toilet Hamster crawled out soaked in shit and shit all around. But then he realized that he was not at the WWT but rather an actual residence. “Who could live in such a shithole?”, TH wondered to himself. He slowly walked up to the door and it read “DecaDent*”. Just as he read this a skinny gayfer with blonde hair walked out in a leapord-skin speedo. “I am DecaDent and you are tresspassing on my gay ranch!”, the skinny blonde man replied. Suddenly TH realized that he was in a whole shit load of trouble. This was no place for a hamster, and this thought reverberated fear through his hamster bones. He looked up and two more blonde gay men now stood before him. “I am cyberstefke”, “and I am Leonardo Dicaprio”, the two men replied. TH knew the next few minutes could very possibly be the most perilous any hamster had ever known. He had to think quick. He had to make a decision. He had to survive.
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Hey... how the f*ck did I get involved in this? Btw, I'm not blond and definitely not gay. Not funny :p

:p :p
 
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