first bike ride with a chick

Alright, it’s sunday 9.30 pm I feel tired and dissapointed, so here’s another boring post.

There were many threads about bikez the past few weeks and some of them said havin’ a bike would get you more chicks. Now I hadn’t really noticed much off that until I put up a profile of mine on some stupid ass dating site. My box was filled with messages from day one. They all wanted a bikeride.

Now I’m normally not much into this stuff and I don’t like blind dates - don’t dare to ask why (hint: f*t ch*ck) - but I decided to give it a try. So after having e-mailed a couple of times with all of them, I took the one I liked best to the Ardennes today. This is the place from the movie ‘The Battle of the Bulge’. Come to think of it, The Bulge might very well be the English name for The Ardennes, but frankly… I couldn’t care less.

Anyway, the picture she sent me by e-mail was a bit deceiving so it seemed, cuz she was twice as big in reality. A semi-fat-chick so to speak. Man did that ride suck. Everytime I hit the breaks the slightest bit, her full weight was pushed onto my back and I was squeezed onto the steering handles. I’m sore as hell in my back, arms, wrists, neck and shoulders.

I also didn’t get laid. Mainly because I didn’t want to, I guess. Anyway next time a girl wants to ride with me, she’d better bring her own f*ckin’ bike. Or she has to be real pretty and promise to hit the sack with me afterwards, then maybe I could – could, didn’t say I will – tolerate the enormous joint pain and take on her with me.

So as of today I like my superbike a bit less. It’s not suited for chick transport. Nobody over 90 lbs will ever get on that backseat again!!!

Anyway: READ THE T-SHIRT!!!!!!!!!!!


On a brighter note, clomid is kickin in very well and I felt pretty damn good today, despite the disappointing date. Big Willy is very happy, but since there’s no chick, I guess I’ll have to check out that porn thread someone made yesterday.

Yes, I know I truly am bored! I’m gonna fill my time stealing (j/k I asked nicely) some gear pics and post ‘m in the forum.

so tell us bro you get some or not.. lol

No he got none, when you get some a blind date those stories start out like:
Dear Penthouse your not going to believe what happened to me.

what kinda bike do u ride?
that sux to hear!!!i did that once also...gave a bigger girl a ride and it was not fun.....but u must know how to ride also ie..b a passnger

I gave a big boned ladie a ride on my bike once. Everytime I hit the brakes my she would slide forward and my nuts would hit the gas tank. Hurt like a mofo I almost kicked her off the bike bofore I got back to her car.

That is one thing I don't miss about my bike.....always figting the fat chicks off.

Well she was pretty good at riding. She went along nicely in the curbs! Just that she held on to my waist all the time and her chest was on my back. But I can understand it's no fun holding your hands behind your back all the time. It was a 200 mile ride.

I drive a Honda CBR600F '97.

Username said:

I gave a big boned ladie a ride on my bike once. Everytime I hit the brakes my she would slide forward and my nuts would hit the gas tank. Hurt like a mofo I almost kicked her off the bike bofore I got back to her car.

That is one thing I don't miss about my bike.....always figting the fat chicks off.

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I'm so glad you got my point and feel the same!

But to be honest she wasn't really big or really fat, just abit chubby!

Well it was not just fat chicks. I had a couple small girls that didn't know how to ride a bike that would slide up and shove my nuts in the gas tank.

Damn I just gave another girl my promise I would take her on a bike ride. She said if I took her to the coast on my bike I could take her anywhere I wanted in her Mercedes SLK 500 convertible and drive myself. Now that was too hard to bargain.

Hope she ain't no fat chick!!!

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Well it was not just fat chicks. I had a couple small girls that didn't know how to ride a bike that would slide up and shove my nuts in the gas tank.

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Seems your nuts are still hurting!!

But your right. I think any girl, no matter how much she weighs, will allways slide forwards. My nuts didn't hit the gas tank (luckily), but I got pushed onto the handles fuckin hard and it hurt like hell.

Cyber , i'm sorry to hear it. If you plan on blind dates in the future , it's a good idea to meet at a public place and wear something different than what you tell her you'll be wearing. You can scope her out anonymously then and if she's " once, twice , three times the lady" then you can haul ass out of there. The bright side to all of this though is you got a good workout the way you described being all sore. Do this 4 to 5 times a wk on your next cycle and you should get some awesome gains lol

I had a 1997 Honda CBR600F3 too! Wish I didn't sell it.

that doesnt sound like it will happen.....did u know....she has a 80' yacht to go with it??

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I had a 1997 Honda CBR600F3 too! Wish I didn't sell it.

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What did you buy instead than?

Taz30 said:

Cyber , i'm sorry to hear it. If you plan on blind dates in the future , it's a good idea to meet at a public place and wear something different than what you tell her you'll be wearing. You can scope her out anonymously then and if she's " once, twice , three times the lady" then you can haul ass out of there. The bright side to all of this though is you got a good workout the way you described being all sore. Do this 4 to 5 times a wk on your next cycle and you should get some awesome gains lol

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I think my bench will be up by 10 pounds tomorrow!!!

dedprez* said:

that doesnt sound like it will happen.....did u know....she has a 80' yacht to go with it??

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No honestly bro! She gave me some picks and she was foolish enough to not hide the licenseplate. So I called a cop friends and check it out. Seems like a date man!!

cyberstefke said:

But your right. I think any girl, no matter how much she weighs, will allways slide forwards. My nuts didn't hit the gas tank (luckily), but I got pushed onto the handles fuckin hard and it hurt like hell.

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I wouldn't mind the girl sliding forwards as long as she's pretty and petite. It's okay too if your nuts hit the gas tank if she promises to kiss it and make it better bro!

Taz30 said:

It's okay too if your nuts hit the gas tank if she promises to kiss it and make it better bro!

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LMAO

Maybe I should make that part of the deal: 'You can ride with me, but if you slide forwards and my nuts hit the gastank, you will have to kiss 'm and make 'm better!!'.

Yeah right, that'll help Stefke!!

cyberstefke said:

No honestly bro! She gave me some picks and she was foolish enough to not hide the licenseplate. So I called a cop friends and check it out. Seems like a date man!!

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I hope she's fit and pretty. It would be nice to have a sugarmama that also looks good. If all goes well then hang on to this one bro! She can by your supplements for ya amongst other things.

You know... for some reason they all fall for that pic with me and the pillow with the heart that's posted in the members forum. I don't really like it myself but it scores big time with the chicks for some reason.