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WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may make you
think you are whispering when you are not.
WARNING: The consumption of alcohol is a major
factor in dancing like an asshole.
WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may cause you to tell the
same boring story over and over again until your friends want to SMASH YOUR HEAD IN !!!
WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may cause you to
thay shings like thish.
WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may lead you to
believe that ex-lovers are really dying for you to telephone them at four in the morning.
WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may leave you wondering
what the hell happened to your pants.
WARNING The consumption of alcohol may make you
think you can logically converse with other members of the opposite sex without spitting.
WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may make you think you have mystical Kung Fu powers, resulting in you getting your ass kicked.
WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may cause you to roll
over in the morning and see something really scary (whose species and or name you can't remember).
WARNING: The consumption of alcohol is the leading
cause of inexplicable rug burns on the forehead.
WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may create the illusion that you are tougher, smarter and more handsome than some really, really big guy named FRANZ.
WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may lead you to
believe you are invisible.
WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may lead you to
think people arelaughing WITH you.
WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may cause a disturbance
in the time-space continuum, whereby small (and sometimes large) gaps of time may seem to literally disappear.
WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may actually
CAUSE pregnancy.
think you are whispering when you are not.
WARNING: The consumption of alcohol is a major
factor in dancing like an asshole.
WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may cause you to tell the
same boring story over and over again until your friends want to SMASH YOUR HEAD IN !!!
WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may cause you to
thay shings like thish.
WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may lead you to
believe that ex-lovers are really dying for you to telephone them at four in the morning.
WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may leave you wondering
what the hell happened to your pants.
WARNING The consumption of alcohol may make you
think you can logically converse with other members of the opposite sex without spitting.
WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may make you think you have mystical Kung Fu powers, resulting in you getting your ass kicked.
WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may cause you to roll
over in the morning and see something really scary (whose species and or name you can't remember).
WARNING: The consumption of alcohol is the leading
cause of inexplicable rug burns on the forehead.
WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may create the illusion that you are tougher, smarter and more handsome than some really, really big guy named FRANZ.
WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may lead you to
believe you are invisible.
WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may lead you to
think people arelaughing WITH you.
WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may cause a disturbance
in the time-space continuum, whereby small (and sometimes large) gaps of time may seem to literally disappear.
WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may actually
CAUSE pregnancy.
