tanning bed ?'s

cybersteffan

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• Sep 6, 2002

• #1

I think I would die if I left the fans of. Tanning bed are fuckin' hot and I hate 'm.

And yes the centre of my ass doesn't tan either.

 

bjtheman

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• Sep 6, 2002

• #2

Yeah, I always leave the fans off....It feels alot better!

 

bjtheman

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• Sep 6, 2002

• #3

Bare it all here!! The sock starts to turn me on in there..LOL

 

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big_gains

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• Sep 6, 2002

• #4

bare dick for me...anyone try the 6 second tanning spray at hollywood tans? how is it. besides expensive!

 

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big_gains

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• Sep 6, 2002

• #5

figured that...anything that comes fast and painless always sux!

 

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DADDY48

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• Sep 6, 2002

• #6

NO MORE BARE DICKING FOR ME, SCARED TO BURN DA BALLS,FUCK THAT.MY ASS TANS FINE THOUGH, DON'T KNOW WHATS UP WITH THAT SHIT

 

cobra333

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• Sep 6, 2002

• #7

lololo never never never never go bare dick been tanning for a long time talk to doctor about my balls .. lolo he said i had a lump on my left nut said i got lucky it was only a hydrocele a germ lump.. tanning bed the worst he says uv rays go to your testicles .. cover your sack up bro.. next time go bare dick and see after your balls will be hot and sacky ..

 

HAUS

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• Sep 6, 2002

• #8

i rotate about halfway through.....its a bitch laying on your stomach trying to cram yourself in.

fans on,and i take the little towel they give ya and cover the snake and balls.

 

FemFit

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• Sep 6, 2002

• #9

big_gains said:

bare dick for me...anyone try the 6 second tanning spray at hollywood tans? how is it. besides expensive!

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That 6 sec tan blows. You're better off buying a bottle of self tanner and applying it by yourself....

 

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CJWolford

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• Sep 6, 2002

• #10

I figure i flip the chicken while it's baking so i do the same.

usually 8 minutes on either side

 

kossdeh

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• Sep 6, 2002

• #11

Presser said:

i think everynight before bed im going to bend over and hold my bare ass wide open in front of my lamp next to the bed,lmao

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When you lie down on the bed, you have to pull your cheeks apart and lie down to keep them spread. Thats how you get the brown eye tanned.
BTW, If you sock it, you may end up with a wierd tan line on your hip or thigh unless you can keep it erect the whole time

 

kossdeh

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• Sep 6, 2002

• #12

With my curve, Id still prob get a tan from the shadow on the right hip.

 

BStrongBwell*

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• Sep 6, 2002

• #13

post a pic of that press!!!

Presser said:

i think everynight before bed im going to bend over and hold my bare ass wide open in front of my lamp next to the bed,lmao

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on second though...nah! I don't want that mental scarring bro! Fucked up thought to think of you spread-ass over a light bulb, lol. ...wonder what sunburn feels like there?

 

cobra333

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• Sep 6, 2002

• #14

USE PRO TAN AND LOOKS REAL ONE , TWO YOU CAN ACTUALLY F--- ON IT DOESNT SMELL

 

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steeddriver

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• Sep 7, 2002

• #15

let the snake sunbathe with the fans on high, the reason you have those 2 spots on the shoulders is thats your pressure point when you lay down, try shifting your weight. also i tan 5 times a week 4 times in a laydown 1 in a stand up this helps with the ass and under the arms. you want to see a girl laugh try fucking her with mirrors on the cieling all of a sudden she notices the middle of your ass looks like the 50yd line on a football field.

 

MacGyver

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• Sep 7, 2002

• #16

I get the white spot on my tailbone too. I also get it on the two shoulder blades. i think the best way to avoid it is to go in a stand up both once in awhile.

 

footballcat

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• Sep 7, 2002

• #17

I cover up

 

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TAZ

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• Sep 7, 2002

• #18

MacGyver said:

I get the white spot on my tailbone too. I also get it on the two shoulder blades. i think the best way to avoid it is to go in a stand up both once in awhile.

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Or lay on your stomach. It's a bitch to get the bed shut but it helps on the shoulder problem.

Presser,
I am with bsbw on the disturbing mental picture of you spreading your ass cheeks over a tanning lamp....Thanks..lol...

-TAZ

 

buffgrandpa

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• Sep 7, 2002

• #19

Can you imagine what the neighbors will think when they look up and see a shadow on the wall that looks like a guy grabbing his cheeks with a lamp up his ass? LMAO

 

mailboxkillR

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• Sep 7, 2002

• #20

you could try this one bring some tooth picks with ya and bridge that crack open just think what they will be thinking when they come to clean the bed after you and see a garbage can full of tooth picks ROFLMMFAO