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sgrinavi
09-18-2002, 12:35 PM
Come on you post whores, let's see some good blonde jokes

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Two blondes meet in the afterlife:
One blonde says to another, "How did you die?"
"I frose to death," says the second.
"Thats awful" says the first blonde. "How does it feel to freeze to death?"
"It's very uncomfortable at first," says the second blonde. "You get the shakes, and you get pains in all your figners and toes. But eventually, it's a very calm way to go. You get numb and you kind of drift off, as if you're sleeping.

"How about you how did you die?" asked the second blonde.
"I had a heart attack," says the first blonde."You see I knew my husband was cheating on me, so one day I showed up at home unexpectedly. I ran to the bedroom and found him alone watching TV. I ran to the basement, but no one was hiding there either. I ran to second floor, but no one was hiding there either. I ran as fast as I could to the attic, and just as I go there, I had a massive heart attack and died."

The second blonde shakes her head. "What a pity... if you ahd only looked in the freezer, we'd both stillbe alive."

bjtheman
09-18-2002, 12:49 PM
Q: What do you say to a Blonde that won't give in?
A: "Have another beer."

Q: How can you tell if a blonde has been using the computer?
A: The joystick is wet

bjtheman
09-18-2002, 12:50 PM
Q: What do Blondes say after sex?
A1: Thanks Guys.
A2: Are you boys all in the same band?
A3: Do you guys all play for the Green Bay Packers

Q: Why did the blonde have tire tread marks on her back?
A: From crawling across the street when the sign said "DON'T WALK".

bjtheman
09-18-2002, 12:53 PM
Q: Why did the blonde keep a coat hanger in her back seat?
A: In case she locks the keys in her car.

Q: Why did the blonde tip-toe past the medicine cabinet?
A: So she wouldn't wake up the sleeping pills.

Q: Why did the deaf blonde sit on a newspaper?
A: So she could lip read.

Q: Why did God create blondes?
A: Because sheep can't bring beer from the fridge.
Q: Why did God create brunettes?
A: Neither could the blondes.

Q: Why did the blonde wear condoms on her ears?
A: So she wouldn't get Hearing Aides.

Q: Why did the blonde drive into the ditch?
A: To turn the blinker off.

Stacker692000
09-18-2002, 12:54 PM
You know why blondes like tilt steering in cars?
More head room!

viper10139
09-18-2002, 12:56 PM
LMAO!!! great jokes!!

46and2aheadofme
09-18-2002, 01:01 PM
Why do blondes have legs?
So they don't leave snail trails.

DADDY48
09-18-2002, 02:08 PM
Q: HOW DO YOU DROWN A BLONDE? A:PUT A SCRATCH AND SNIFF STICKER ON THE BOTTOM OF A POOL