sgrinavi
09-18-2002, 12:35 PM
Come on you post whores, let's see some good blonde jokes
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Two blondes meet in the afterlife:
One blonde says to another, "How did you die?"
"I frose to death," says the second.
"Thats awful" says the first blonde. "How does it feel to freeze to death?"
"It's very uncomfortable at first," says the second blonde. "You get the shakes, and you get pains in all your figners and toes. But eventually, it's a very calm way to go. You get numb and you kind of drift off, as if you're sleeping.
"How about you how did you die?" asked the second blonde.
"I had a heart attack," says the first blonde."You see I knew my husband was cheating on me, so one day I showed up at home unexpectedly. I ran to the bedroom and found him alone watching TV. I ran to the basement, but no one was hiding there either. I ran to second floor, but no one was hiding there either. I ran as fast as I could to the attic, and just as I go there, I had a massive heart attack and died."
The second blonde shakes her head. "What a pity... if you ahd only looked in the freezer, we'd both stillbe alive."
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Two blondes meet in the afterlife:
One blonde says to another, "How did you die?"
"I frose to death," says the second.
"Thats awful" says the first blonde. "How does it feel to freeze to death?"
"It's very uncomfortable at first," says the second blonde. "You get the shakes, and you get pains in all your figners and toes. But eventually, it's a very calm way to go. You get numb and you kind of drift off, as if you're sleeping.
"How about you how did you die?" asked the second blonde.
"I had a heart attack," says the first blonde."You see I knew my husband was cheating on me, so one day I showed up at home unexpectedly. I ran to the bedroom and found him alone watching TV. I ran to the basement, but no one was hiding there either. I ran to second floor, but no one was hiding there either. I ran as fast as I could to the attic, and just as I go there, I had a massive heart attack and died."
The second blonde shakes her head. "What a pity... if you ahd only looked in the freezer, we'd both stillbe alive."