> Q. What's the Cuban national anthem?
> A. Row, Row, Row Your Boat
>
> Q. Where does an Irish family go on vacation?
> A. A different bar
>
> Q. What did the Chinese couple name their retarded baby?
> A. Sum Ting Wong
>
> Q. What do you call it when an Italian has one arm shorter than the other?
> A. A speech impediment
>
> Q. What does it mean when the Post Office's flag is flying at half-mast?
> A. They're hiring
>
> Q. Why aren't there any Puerto Ricans on Star Trek?
> A. Because they're not going to work in the future either.
>
> >
> Q. What's the difference between a southern zoo and a northern zoo?
> A. The southern zoo has a description of the animal on the front of the
> cage ... along with a recipe.
>
> Q. What's the difference between a northern fairytale and a southern
> fairytale?
> A. A northern fairytale begins, "Once upon a time..." A southern fairytale
> begins, "Y'all ain't gonna believe this ."
>
> Q. Why doesn't Mexico have an Olympic team?
> A. Because all the Mexicans who can run, jump or swim are already in the
> United States
> A. Row, Row, Row Your Boat
>
> Q. Where does an Irish family go on vacation?
> A. A different bar
>
> Q. What did the Chinese couple name their retarded baby?
> A. Sum Ting Wong
>
> Q. What do you call it when an Italian has one arm shorter than the other?
> A. A speech impediment
>
> Q. What does it mean when the Post Office's flag is flying at half-mast?
> A. They're hiring
>
> Q. Why aren't there any Puerto Ricans on Star Trek?
> A. Because they're not going to work in the future either.
>
> >
> Q. What's the difference between a southern zoo and a northern zoo?
> A. The southern zoo has a description of the animal on the front of the
> cage ... along with a recipe.
>
> Q. What's the difference between a northern fairytale and a southern
> fairytale?
> A. A northern fairytale begins, "Once upon a time..." A southern fairytale
> begins, "Y'all ain't gonna believe this ."
>
> Q. Why doesn't Mexico have an Olympic team?
> A. Because all the Mexicans who can run, jump or swim are already in the
> United States