highlandgamer
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Helpful Hint #1
If you are choking on an ice cube, don't panic. Simply
pour a jug of boiling water down your throat and hey
presto!
The blockage is almost instantly removed.
Helpful Hint #2
Clumsy? Avoid cutting yourself while slicing vegetables
by getting someone else to hold them while you chop away
Helpful Hint #3
Don't buy expensive 'ribbed' condoms, just buy an ordinary
one and
slip a handful of frozen peas inside it before you put it
on.
Helpful Hint #4
Putting just the right amount of gin in your goldfish
bowl makes the fishes' eyes bulge and cause them to swim
in an amusing
manner.
Helpful Hint #5
An empty aluminium cigar tube filled with angry wasps
makes a wonderful inexpensive vibrator.
Helpful Hint #6
Avoid arguments with the missus about lifting the toilet
seat by simply pissing in the sink.
Helpful Hint #7
High blood pressure sufferers. Simply cut yourself and
bleed for a while, thus reducing the pressure in your
veins.
Helpful Hint #8
A mouse trap, placed on top on of your alarm clock will
prevent you from rolling over and going back to sleep
If you are choking on an ice cube, don't panic. Simply
pour a jug of boiling water down your throat and hey
presto!
The blockage is almost instantly removed.
Helpful Hint #2
Clumsy? Avoid cutting yourself while slicing vegetables
by getting someone else to hold them while you chop away
Helpful Hint #3
Don't buy expensive 'ribbed' condoms, just buy an ordinary
one and
slip a handful of frozen peas inside it before you put it
on.
Helpful Hint #4
Putting just the right amount of gin in your goldfish
bowl makes the fishes' eyes bulge and cause them to swim
in an amusing
manner.
Helpful Hint #5
An empty aluminium cigar tube filled with angry wasps
makes a wonderful inexpensive vibrator.
Helpful Hint #6
Avoid arguments with the missus about lifting the toilet
seat by simply pissing in the sink.
Helpful Hint #7
High blood pressure sufferers. Simply cut yourself and
bleed for a while, thus reducing the pressure in your
veins.
Helpful Hint #8
A mouse trap, placed on top on of your alarm clock will
prevent you from rolling over and going back to sleep
