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highlandgamer
09-20-2002, 03:34 PM
Helpful Hint #1
If you are choking on an ice cube, don't panic. Simply
pour a jug of boiling water down your throat and hey
presto!
The blockage is almost instantly removed.

Helpful Hint #2
Clumsy? Avoid cutting yourself while slicing vegetables
by getting someone else to hold them while you chop away

Helpful Hint #3
Don't buy expensive 'ribbed' condoms, just buy an ordinary
one and
slip a handful of frozen peas inside it before you put it
on.

Helpful Hint #4
Putting just the right amount of gin in your goldfish
bowl makes the fishes' eyes bulge and cause them to swim
in an amusing
manner.

Helpful Hint #5
An empty aluminium cigar tube filled with angry wasps
makes a wonderful inexpensive vibrator.

Helpful Hint #6
Avoid arguments with the missus about lifting the toilet
seat by simply pissing in the sink.

Helpful Hint #7
High blood pressure sufferers. Simply cut yourself and
bleed for a while, thus reducing the pressure in your
veins.

Helpful Hint #8
A mouse trap, placed on top on of your alarm clock will
prevent you from rolling over and going back to sleep

morbid316
09-20-2002, 03:36 PM
Funny stuff bro

bjtheman
09-20-2002, 04:00 PM
LMAO :)

dreww
09-20-2002, 08:40 PM
I think I need to use the mousetrap one :eek:

mcinfo
09-20-2002, 08:59 PM
I will try the wasp one...well maybe not.

Gear101*
09-20-2002, 09:36 PM
i need one of those traps LOL

kossdeh
09-21-2002, 01:00 AM
ROFL

shiko24
09-21-2002, 08:45 PM
me and my girl are laughing our asses off she is about to pee her pants

cybersteffan
09-22-2002, 10:07 AM
funny and so very true :)

Username
09-22-2002, 10:14 AM
LMAO

sgrinavi
09-23-2002, 09:58 AM
bahahahaha

1bigmus
09-23-2002, 01:32 PM
Love #6