ass sex

The very few times it did happen she said, ok... Just dont cum in my ass...lol. SHe was worried it would cause an infection???? wtf??
 
normalsucks said:
The very few times it did happen she said, ok... Just dont cum in my ass...lol. SHe was worried it would cause an infection???? wtf??
how did that end - with you saying "OPP'S, sorry"
 
normalsucks said:
The very few times it did happen she said, ok... Just dont cum in my ass...lol. SHe was worried it would cause an infection???? wtf??
i would have donkey punched her and said shut up
 
I've had girls who loved it and some who were open to it but not at the top of their list of things they would like to do. It's not really my favorite thing to do because of all the hassle and possible complications but it's hot once in a while if the mood is right.
 
normalsucks said:
The very few times it did happen she said, ok... Just dont cum in my ass...lol. SHe was worried it would cause an infection???? wtf??
to which I say 'okay, then on the face it goes' :satan:
 
body2see said:
Ive had both variations, just try and be happy where you are at...Once you can have it anytime,and you do, it loses it's value, never thought I would say that but its very true.
exactly!
 
OK - another 'old'story. I used to go out with this BEAUTIFUL chick. It was kind of
a pain because we would be at a club and I would go take a leak and when I came
back there was always about 10 guys around her trying to talk to her. Well, I
nick named her "the driping woman" because she would get so wet - if she was on
top I would have a wet puddle around me. Well, one night I'm doing her doggy when
she reaches around and grabs me and sticks it in her back door. I'm kind of triping
and when I get ready to blow she spins around and deepthroat's it. I swear I almost
blew the back of her head off. After that I wanted to marry her (I was young) -
thank god that didn't happen - it wouldn't have lasted long. I do still think about her
sometimes though.
 
I got lucky my girl lets me put it in any hole I want and she is the best dick sucker ever the only thing I won't do and she won't do is from butt to BJ but anything else it game on I am one lucky son of a bitch yyyyeeeeaaaaaaaa BOY
 
It just so happens that this is my specialty, being a sexual deviant and all.

Sounds like what we have here is an ASS poser. When they have a little to drink, they become your personal slut, and try to please you any way possible, even if it kills them, or thier ASS in this case. My woman said she likes it too, but the last time i fucked her that way she bled all over the blankets and had to keep poppin motrins all night to keep the abdominal pain down so she could sleep(and I dont even have a big dick!). Does that sound like fun?? HELL NO! Then why do they say they like it? To sound sexy/slutty to thier man. So I say keep exploiting thier tiny little bums until they throw in the towel!!! :arcade:

P.S. motion lotion and other fine edibble lubricants really work wonders on the brown eye
Wouldn't a deviant be someone who is into beastiality, incest and other weird forms of sexual activity? Lmao...
at least that's how I would define it...but heck, if you are talking butt fucking some bitch then by that definition alone you could call me a deviant.
Fortunately, I am also of the more creative type, and don't find myself limited by too much.
And..having the ability of persuasion always works quite nicely. :D
 
Anal sex is my specialty. The last time I had it when my GF flipped over, stuck a dildo in her pussy and started jacking off with her ass up. Guess what I did?? Yep she had 1 real and 1 fake in her at same time. She came like the champ she is
 
Anal sex is my specialty. The last time I had it when my GF flipped over, stuck a dildo in her pussy and started jacking off with her ass up. Guess what I did?? Yep she had 1 real and 1 fake in her at same time. She came like the champ she is

lol, what about the poop that gets all over your dick! and do NOT even try to tell me you never had poop come out or on your dick!!! Your boyfriend likes this?
 
Bro it's all about the enemas make that butt hole squeaky clean for ya get some desensiting lube and your cherry!
 
Bro it's all about the enemas make that butt hole squeaky clean for ya get some desensiting lube and your cherry!

what?!?!?!?!?!!!!!! Enemas??!! lmao, Thats wayyyy too much planning going into an anal sex session! lol
 
eeewwwwwww and my wife doesn't poop, her fecal matter leaves her body by some special form of osmosis , so my wife NEVER POOPS! She never farts, never burps, never pees, she is squeaky special clean , or at least thats what i try to tell myself, lol, no way i wanna think of my wife and poopy lol
 
Hey its a brave new frontier and sometimes new things can be a little shitty. But the rewards are golden. And who doesn't want to shower and bathe in gold right.
 
lol, what about the poop that gets all over your dick! and do NOT even try to tell me you never had poop come out or on your dick!!! Your boyfriend likes this?
LOL Presser, just saw this. My BF?? LOL....reminds me of when I was at a West Hollywood eatery long time ago, (yes with my GF at that time) and of course we saw some gay couples, and one had a shirt that said "I'm not gay but my boyfriend is".

If there was poop on it, I didnt see any. Then again I almost always showered after sex.
 
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