Wife Swallowing my cum and I'm on steroids

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Zao said:
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Hey wait a minute mister thats MY woman!! The cheatin little wench!!

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Metal85 said:
Weirdest thing to go along with his thread- I went to the Doctor for my physical, and I'm actually too healthy.
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My Dr told me I was lacking tar and nicotine and recommended a pack a day
 
Guys if u want to have ur girl give u blow job all day all the time u need to learn how to make ur girl have a squirting orgasm after that she will want to do anything any time she knows u will make her squrit
 
Smokey729 said:
Guys if u want to have ur girl give u blow job all day all the time u need to learn how to make ur girl have a squirting orgasm after that she will want to do anything any time she knows u will make her squrit
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Lmao, go for an australian girl! (drumroll)
 
MixMan said:
this thread is a gem among gems :)
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hahahahaha This guy is pretty funny, not only does he get a bj every 2.5 hours, he makes his girl squirt every day, than he rolls up his 34 inch dick like a hand rolled cig, and packages it away with some bubble wrap and packing peanuts for 2 hours.
 
Well theres only one thing left to do, the vivid vids with you in it, than a picture of you holding a piece of paper with a statement like "presser is the best MC member 10/02/2014"
annnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnd go!

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I'm not hating, I am just a chronic doubter
 
Smokey729 said:
Guys if u want to have ur girl give u blow job all day all the time u need to learn how to make ur girl have a squirting orgasm after that she will want to do anything any time she knows u will make her squrit
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How does one do that? Also if you were Infact on porn and not just breaking balls, do they really use clomid?
 
I dunno having a huge sex drive, busting huge loads? Not that I care about my loads but hats what people say peter north does.
 
hahaha Presser lol and oh ok I never noticed a difference on anything, it's like always just random, depends how many testicle elf's are in the office that day making the ball juice I suppose lol
 
Metal85 said:
hahaha Presser lol and oh ok I never noticed a difference on anything, it's like always just random, depends how many testicle elf's are in the office that day making the ball juice I suppose lol
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You just ruined Christmas for me and the Elf on the shelf tradition, thanks a lot! lol Now when we hide the Elf for the kids, ill always think of your fucking ball juice ya prick! lol
 
Presser said:
You just ruined Christmas for me and the Elf on the shelf tradition, thanks a lot! lol Now when we hide the Elf for the kids, ill always think of your fucking ball juice ya prick! lol
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hahahahaa I try to leave an impression in people's minds lol

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So where is this guys vivid vid's and picture of him with a dated paper btw?
 
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