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TheElmo
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So I wake up this morning. But I woke up because of that feeling that someone is watching you, you know what i mean? So I open my eyes and laying next to me was my girlfriend staring at me with her eyes wide open with a look on her face which meant something was wrong. :uhoh: So I asked her, what? whats wrong? She didn't say anything just looked at my croch and got up and went into the bathroom. I looked at my croch. What I guess had happend either late last night or early this morning. Was that my pecker made its way out of my pjs and some how forced its way into the palm of my hand and made my hand grab it. Now I don't know if my pecker also force my hand to "pet" it. But, something freaked out my girl. I felt the Kevin Spacie(?) in American Beauty lol!! Well she didn't say anything and I am sure as hell not gonna ask. In my defense it was the roids that made me do it. I mean sometimes I get the feeling my penis is watching me :wave: