Queefing aka vagina farts

My girlfriends ass is so fine I even love her ass farts. MMMMMMMMMmmmmmm lol
The vag farts are cool, kinda like its talking to you.
 
haha I never thought I was see this as a thread. Yes I do, Yes I do think they are hilarious but embarrassing as hell to the girl
 
Well if your girl is queefing that just means your dick is too small for her hole lol. You sad mother fuckers lol
 
fstr03svtcobra said:
Hahahahaha or that her ass is straight up in the air.
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lol, i cant stop laughing at this shit,lol, heres the sad part....the women knows why shes queefing after your nailing her from behind you pull out and BAM she lets out all this queeef air lol, and she knows damn well its cause your little dick was half pumping her full of air instead of filling her up air tight lmao. So while you think maybe she is embarresed of queefing in front of you after sex, just know that she knows why it happened and maybe you guys should be the ones to be emberassed lol

How do i know all this you might be asking, lmao...........Cause i heard it from a friend of course lmao!!!
 
The hornier a woman gets the more her vagina opens up. Usually im hitting a couple positions and have to pull out to get to some of those. When sex sounds like your mixing macaroni and cheese your doing it right
 
IronJulius said:
The hornier a woman gets the more her vagina opens up. Usually im hitting a couple positions and have to pull out to get to some of those. When sex sounds like your mixing macaroni and cheese your doing it right
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You just ruined sex for me ! Mac & Cheese , WHAT THE FUCK LOL

and I hate to be the bearer of bad news bro but if that's what it sounds like then your packing a pee shooter or she's got a man hole! A real man hole lol
 
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Mac and Cheese??? are those bread crumbs??? Presser, Hope you dont mind me setting you straight.
When your cock is so big NO air can by it when it is pushing in is why you have the vag farts. When you
have a little dick the air pushes out all around it when your pushing in, hence, no farts. Sorry to break
the news to you. BUT, mac and cheese?????
 
IronJulius said:
The hornier a woman gets the more her vagina opens up. Usually im hitting a couple positions and have to pull out to get to some of those. When sex sounds like your mixing macaroni and cheese your doing it right
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Bahhahahaha, sick but funny. Now I'm hungry.
 
lol, sick fuckers, u didnt think i would let this topic die now did yas lol
 
great. now if get hungry after I'm going to think of getting Mac & Cheese and then I'll think of you f*ckers. if I get in trouble for laughing afterwards you people are in trouble.
 
I had this room mate once that was bitching about girls queefing-so I told him the next time it happens you just belch right back at it...fucker did it too. He said he was in mid stroke...stopped...slid down the bed and belched right at her vagina
 
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