Women wtf???

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Just A Guy

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So I have to share this with my Brother of Iron,


So I have been dating this woman for 3 months. We fight verbally when we are apart but when we are together its like a fucking fairy tale-all is perfect. We decided to break up, she asked me to come back, then I broke up with her...we met up to talk ended up fucking like rabbits.


Well she says I don't know what we are but I love you and care about and all that bullshit, we meet for lunch she kisses me and says it again then says I only want to be with you-sexually and no one else but we are not dating again..

I invite her over to talk and she says I cant im busy..cool whatever. She invites me over while im at the gym and I say I cant and she replies...""guess im not a priority, I never was!! This is why we broke up and fought...wtf?????

I haven't text her back...left it alone.


Come on guys tell how fucked up she is or am I?
 
It's my experience that they're all fucked up! My wife is a fucking raving maniac but what can you do lol sounds normal to me bro lol
 
Some women are just looking for drama. If that's what your relationship is turning into (and that's what it sounds like is happening) then I'd run the other way. You only have 3 months invested, not 3 years. Either way, good luck!
 
Just A Guy, ask her if it's "that time of the month". If so, she'll be fine in a week. It could all be just a simple misunderstanding ;)

LOL
 
Text her that she only needs to call you when she wants to fuck. I always refer to KISS, Keep It Simple Stupid.
 
Remember - never trust anything that bleeds for 7 days and doesnt die.

Women are all crazy. Tell her to call you when she needs a good going-over and you will gladly give her a lube job.
 
So the consensus they are all crazy!!

I asked about the period thing..big no!
I asked if I did something wrong...big no!

I think shes on more Test than I am...she is a fitness model...but holy fuck!! Its like Im dating a woman who drips Trebolone and Halotestin mix from her nipples!!!

Bad analogy but I decided to say "Take care, I wish you the best" and I get like 200 texts..at this point MEN keep control, don't succumb to giving the control to someone who has gone bat shit crazy! lol

You guys are awesome though in the responses and for listening to me vent...oh Presser Funny..hahaha...but you guys probably have the kind of crazy that compliments each other.
 
Just A Guy said:
So I have to share this with my Brother of Iron,


So I have been dating this woman for 3 months. We fight verbally when we are apart but when we are together its like a fucking fairy tale-all is perfect. We decided to break up, she asked me to come back, then I broke up with her...we met up to talk ended up fucking like rabbits.


Well she says I don't know what we are but I love you and care about and all that bullshit, we meet for lunch she kisses me and says it again then says I only want to be with you-sexually and no one else but we are not dating again..

I invite her over to talk and she says I cant im busy..cool whatever. She invites me over while im at the gym and I say I cant and she replies...""guess im not a priority, I never was!! This is why we broke up and fought...wtf?????

I haven't text her back...left it alone.


Come on guys tell how fucked up she is or am I?
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man you need to marry this girl...................I joke but seriously you will eventually find a girl who is "different" who doesn't play games and is logical and loving. You will fall head over heals, get married, only to learn they are all like this..............Welcome to life!!!
 
yellow snow said:
man you need to marry this girl...................I joke but seriously you will eventually find a girl who is "different" who doesn't play games and is logical and loving. You will fall head over heals, get married, only to learn they are all like this..............Welcome to life!!!
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i was with you with being able to find a girl who doesnt play games, theyre out there! I was with you with findinga girl who is loving, theyre out there too,

But Finding a girl who is logical, lol, get the fuck out here! lol, not on planet earth you wont find this girl!
 
Just A Guy said:
So the consensus they are all crazy!!

I asked about the period thing..big no!
I asked if I did something wrong...big no!

I think shes on more Test than I am...she is a fitness model...but holy fuck!! Its like Im dating a woman who drips Trebolone and Halotestin mix from her nipples!!!

Bad analogy but I decided to say "Take care, I wish you the best" and I get like 200 texts..at this point MEN keep control, don't succumb to giving the control to someone who has gone bat shit crazy! lol

You guys are awesome though in the responses and for listening to me vent...oh Presser Funny..hahaha...but you guys probably have the kind of crazy that compliments each other.
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nah not really lol, we are more like Matter and Anti-matter lmao weve somehow managed to be married and together for over 16 years though, not sure what it is honestly! I just know with every fabric of my being, from the depths of my soul that my wife is fucking nuts, crazy, irrational, overly emotional, and yes we have marriage counseling session tonight as luck would have it lol,

My wife will ask me a question, and give me a multiple choice, i will choose one, and if it isnt what she wanted, she will go ape shit lol, its un fucking real!

we do sunday dinners with whole family, she calls me at work, yes i work sundays too lol, and says hey where do you wanna have dinner today , our house, my sisters house, or my parent house, so i say your sisters, or parents, and her very first response is "i dont know why we cant have it at our house! i like having it our house" in a shitty fucking tone mind you!

So im like, hey you asked me what i preferred, lol, next time just fucking say hey were doing dinner at our house! she is a fucking LOON!

or she will forget somehting on the way to work, and face time while im on my way to work, and she will start asking me, how far past our house are you, i say i just passed it, she then says well like a couple minutes or a few minutes past, and im like im way past the house why, and she will say wel i was gonna ask you to grab somehting i forgot, but never mind, CLICK HANG UP! LOL, rather then just saying hey can you go back and get me somehting i forgot !

its like i have to be a fucking mind reader!

im telling ya, im going to have an affair soon! and i love my wife man, i mean im deeply fucking in love with her, and she does it for me! really really does it for me, after 16 years i still cant hug her or snuggle in bed without popping a boner lmao, so yeah somehting special is there, but were fucking oil and water man
 
Presser said:
nah not really lol, we are more like Matter and Anti-matter lmao weve somehow managed to be married and together for over 16 years though, not sure what it is honestly! I just know with every fabric of my being, from the depths of my soul that my wife is fucking nuts, crazy, irrational, overly emotional, and yes we have marriage counseling session tonight as luck would have it lol,

My wife will ask me a question, and give me a multiple choice, i will choose one, and if it isnt what she wanted, she will go ape shit lol, its un fucking real!

we do sunday dinners with whole family, she calls me at work, yes i work sundays too lol, and says hey where do you wanna have dinner today , our house, my sisters house, or my parent house, so i say your sisters, or parents, and her very first response is "i dont know why we cant have it at our house! i like having it our house" in a shitty fucking tone mind you!

So im like, hey you asked me what i preferred, lol, next time just fucking say hey were doing dinner at our house! she is a fucking LOON!

or she will forget somehting on the way to work, and face time while im on my way to work, and she will start asking me, how far past our house are you, i say i just passed it, she then says well like a couple minutes or a few minutes past, and im like im way past the house why, and she will say wel i was gonna ask you to grab somehting i forgot, but never mind, CLICK HANG UP! LOL, rather then just saying hey can you go back and get me somehting i forgot !

its like i have to be a fucking mind reader!

im telling ya, im going to have an affair soon! and i love my wife man, i mean im deeply fucking in love with her, and she does it for me! really really does it for me, after 16 years i still cant hug her or snuggle in bed without popping a boner lmao, so yeah somehting special is there, but were fucking oil and water man
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LOL - great examples, man. Women arent from a diff planet - its a whole different universe!!
 
Just A Guy said:
So the consensus they are all crazy!!

I asked about the period thing..big no!
I asked if I did something wrong...big no!
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Oops... Sorry Guy, that was just a joke. I thought all men knew that you NEVER EVER ask us if we're on our period when we're angry. It usually just gets you in more hot water, lol... Hope I didn't cause more trouble for ya :uhoh::uhoh:

Reading the responses from you guys is pretty funny though. You all almost have me convinced that we women are crazy, LOL
 
Hey Presser, after reading your last post about your relationship with your wife, I came across a joke that reminded me of you...

"My husband, being unhappy with my mood swings, bought me a mood ring the other day so he would be able to monitor my moods. We've discovered that when I'm in a good mood, it turns green. When I'm in a bad mood, it leaves a big red mark on his fucking forehead. Maybe next time he'll buy me a diamond." LOL
 
yellow snow said:
man you need to marry this girl...................I joke but seriously you will eventually find a girl who is "different" who doesn't play games and is logical and loving. You will fall head over heals, get married, only to learn they are all like this..............Welcome to life!!!
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Lol found her and married her. Turned into this. Something about that ring that turns on the crazy switch lol. Maybe diamonds aren't a girls best friend [emoji12]

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SilkQuads said:
Hey Presser, after reading your last post about your relationship with your wife, I came across a joke that reminded me of you...

"My husband, being unhappy with my mood swings, bought me a mood ring the other day so he would be able to monitor my moods. We've discovered that when I'm in a good mood, it turns green. When I'm in a bad mood, it leaves a big red mark on his fucking forehead. Maybe next time he'll buy me a diamond." LOL
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thats hilarious, and i wish i could share it with my wife but not a chance! lmao
 
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