fynny but embarrassed this morning

So I wake up this morning. But I woke up because of that feeling that someone is watching you, you know what i mean? So I open my eyes and laying next to me was my girlfriend staring at me with her eyes wide open with a look on her face which meant something was wrong. :uhoh: So I asked her, what? whats wrong? She didn't say anything just looked at my croch and got up and went into the bathroom. I looked at my croch. What I guess had happend either late last night or early this morning. Was that my pecker made its way out of my pjs and some how forced its way into the palm of my hand and made my hand grab it. Now I don't know if my pecker also force my hand to "pet" it. But, something freaked out my girl. I felt the Kevin Spacie(?) in American Beauty lol!! Well she didn't say anything and I am sure as hell not gonna ask. In my defense it was the roids that made me do it. I mean sometimes I get the feeling my penis is watching me :wave:

So let me get this straight...Your pecker made its way outta your pj's, forced its way into the palm of your hand, and made your hand grab it? Mine does that all the time too...it's completely normal.

I'm just not sure why she was looking at you like there was something wrong. Mayby you need a new girl, b/c any girl I was with would have been kind enough to put a bow on my pecker and ask to unwrap it when I woke up.

You need to have a serious talk with her, bro. She left you hanging... Literally.

Left you hanging, lol!!!!

lol, no don't get me wrong guys. She can get down, I mean when I ask her she will " Rough up the suspect" if you know what I mean. I guess it was just awkward since we have not been dating for long.

Jeez, the girl acts like she never knew a guy beat off.

Is she one of those "I've never flicked the bean before" girls?

HAahahahaha

I feel ya man, my girl comes in my house to wake me up in the morning and there i am with a big circus tent sound asleep.

that's funny bro.....but it's whole different functional brain down there...lol

That's funny as hell. You should have said "what are you looking at...its not gonna suck itself" or maybe told her you had a crazy erotic dream about her and that she is so hot that you even dream about her.

lol good advice mace. but I don't think it she would have bought it. I just hope I wasn't saying shit in my sleep.

LMAO!! I don't know how many times this has happened to me, I lost count years and years ago. My wife has never seen it although she knows my 'alter-ego' is extremely nocturnal.