A good laugh from a bad situation

jtunderdog

MuscleChemistry Registered Member
So here is the short version of my story. I go to my brothers who lives 3.5 hours away. We (my bro, sis, and her boyfriend) go out to a pool hall and hang out for several hours. Many beers were consumed. We go back to his house. Everyone is drunk and finally we start getting tired. My bro and everyone else passes out. I go outside to get my inhaler because my ashtma is screwed from the smoke in the pool hall. I go to my car and realize I don't have my keys. I try to go in and realize that now at 3am I am locked out. I knocked on doors, windows, called all phones cellular and land line. Nothing. I discover my sisters car is unlocked so I get inside and put my legs in my shirt and lay down to sleep some. Some idiot pulls up in the drive and jumps out of the car. I jump out of the car and he takes off. Get back in the car and sleep a few hours and wake up because of the sun in my face. I call my bro and he answers and hangs up. I call again and he asks why I am calling him from in his house. I say you moron I have been locked out all night. By the way the temp dropped 30 degrees that night. Now the worst part. My sister heard everything but was scared someone was trying to break in :curse:. I said you stupid freaking moron, what thief would call all your phones and knock on the door. I told you you would laugh.
 
are we related? becuse i have had some stupid shit like that happen to me before. that is funny though.
 
No kidding huh? Yep my wife really pissed me off when she wouldn't help drive home too.
 
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