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My Life: Before and After I am from my Mom and Dad From honesty and respect I am from tough love to a soft sense of giving I am from the lonely path of being a nobody and on the open road to being a somebody I am from my younger brother Who would never leave me a lone And still never...

Cinderella is now 75 years old. After a fulfilling life with the now dead Prince, she happily sits upon her rocking chair, watching the world go byfrom her front porch, with a cat named Bob for companionship. One sunny afternoon, out of nowhere, appeared the Fairy Godmother. Cinderella said...

Things to do at Wal-Mart while your spouse is taking her sweet time: 1. Get 24 boxes of condoms & randomly put them in peoples carts when they aren't looking. 2. Set all the alarm clocks in House wares to go off at 5 minute intervals. 3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor...

The people who are starting college this fall across the nation were born in 1983. They are too young to remember the space shuttle blowing up. Their lifetime has always included AIDS. Bottle caps have always been screw off and plastic. The CD was introduced the year they were born. They...

1972: Long hair 2002: Longing for hair 1972: The perfect high 2002: The perfect high yield mutual fund 1972: KEG 2002: EKG 1972: Acid rock 2002: Acid reflux 1972: Moving to California because it 's cool 2002: Moving to California because it's warm 1972: Growing pot 2002: Growing...

this year again for my son. Since I had the most miserable record (1-11) in the league, anyone know where I could learn a little more about how to teach BB to a bunch of 11 year olds? First off, I know zip about the sport, second, bear in mind that the attention span of an 11 year in a gym at...

Due to some rather nasty goings on at home Saturday evening, took my kids out for dinner. On the way, my daughter was being truculent, sitting listening to a CD on the way to the restaurant, ignoring myself and my son. I asked her what she was listening to, she replied Metallica, and she when...

How you can go from this?

Just finished a few projects at home, thought I'd share. Just as a side note, I will have to take these down in about a week. Before, just plain paint/border paper After kitchen, rag rolled glazed finish, light fixture and crown moulding.

I read but don't post over at Professional Muscle. Have read Fathead's stuff from time to time. This post says a lot about those who you think you can trust. Just for those of you who may or may not want to let your guard down with people from the boards, be careful. A LESSON IN STUPIDTY FOR...

Saw Alice Cooper at a very small venue (1500 people) max. last night. He was really good, but looking around at the audience, I wondered whether on not do I really look as bad as some of these people? I have chemically altered myself on many occasions in my misspent youth (my body could most...

I am really sorry to have to do this, but after a lot of deliberation, I have decided to change my avatar. I like to consider myself a consistent, predictable person and my avatar means the world to me, but in the interest of peace and stability, I need to change. For the record, my avatar is...

I'm using JASC PaintShop Pro 7.05. I have a friend I want to send some pictures to, they were shot with a digital Olympus D 490. Pictures are 1200 x 1600 pixels and approximately 5.4 Mb each. She is on dial up so I know it would take forever to download. I don't want to lose to much resolution...

with our govermnet These are from a Washington, D.C. travel agent with 30 years experience working with our congressmen and women. It will definitely give you pause or wonder how laws ever get passed if you didn't already wonder !! I had a New Hampshire Congresswoman ask for an aisle seat on...

How many of you feed the husband or wife and kids the way you eat? Read this on MSNBC....... THE RESULTS come from the NPD Group’s annual “Eating Patterns in America” study, publicly released Tuesday. The study tracked how many Americans were overweight based on the Body Mass Index (BMI). The...

and I got a bit of a rash on the insides of my thighs, for some reason shorts were chaffing today. Anyway, shower, go looking for some Vaseline Intensive Care. I get pretty dry skin over the winter so I keep this on hand. Absolutely no lotion at all, but wait, wife has Coco Butter with Aloe...

Before, probably about 24% bf height 5' 10" 240 pounds Sorry, had to edit for now

Hi. My mom wants to get to California to see her sister and wants to leave NY two days after Christmas. She is basically blind so I need to have a direct flight to LAX, connections would be too much for her. Anyone here have a websight for cheap rates? I normally only fly east of the...

Have fun this weekend. Dibs on any video you take. Be safe when driving, you're like a board treasure around here. It's like sending my son off for Christsakes!!!!!! LOL :D

My daughter has a poster of Bart in front of a blackboard writting: I will not instigate revolution. I will not encourage others to fly. I will not fake my way through life. I will not trade pants with others. I will not sell school property. I am not authorized to fire substitute teachers...